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Diabolical666

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Should I keep adding to my daughter's 529 plan or should I withdrawal it all and buy a bunch of cocaine? Or put it under my mattress?
Should I keep adding to my daughter's 529 plan or should I withdrawal it all and buy a bunch of cocaine? Or put it under my mattress?
I would at least wait till it gets to 530 then withdrawl and buy stock in chinese animal shaped pipes
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Should I keep adding to my daughter's 529 plan or should I withdrawal it all and buy a bunch of cocaine? Or put it under my mattress?
economic stimulant package ~grin~

As I am not a pharmaco-Keynesian, I recommend staying the course and not investing in volatile commodities like medicated mattresses. By the way 529 is the square of a prime and thus auspicious. The second reason is the one that matters. Your daughter should build her drug empire herself if she is to cherish it as her own.

~edit~ Dia said it best
 
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