propcannibis
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im 20 yo virgin male. is there anyone else in this same boat?
if ur a chick an wanna take my virginity PM im pretty desprate
if ur a chick an wanna take my virginity PM im pretty desprate
20 Yo Virgin
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propcannibis
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not that desrate an im broke as sit
Hey im new
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Sorry to hear that, I lost it at 16. Id suggest picking up some drunk chick at a club. Getting a girl to have sex with you is not very difficult though, you can usually get some after a week to 2 weeks in any relationship
SHOOT2KILL66
The Gardener
Lmao ....Rollitup lose your virginity section is on the boards ... any 20yo female virgins 
Lmao ....Rollitup lose your virginity section is on the boards ... any 20yo female virgins
I took care of all of them
SHOOT2KILL66
The Gardener
I took care of all of them
Thats just greedy mann ,
lol,,,,, In 1 year there will be a hole new breed again i,ll be working fast this time
pandabear
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heres some solid advise get drunk and get you fat chick, as u get laid this will boost yourself esteem up to start talkin to hotter and hotter hos, ofcoarse while you are drunk. never be sober around a gurl you tryin to fuck. thats just a rule i have made for myself.
porchmonkey4life
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wow. men really are assholes. i feel sorry for all the fat girls that have been used for such purposes...almost makes them look like pawns, and hot chicks the queens or something...not right. I personally wouldn't want to know how many ugly, fat, mentally unstable, drunk/drugged or stupid women a dude had to fuck before he grew the balls he needed to be able to talk to me.
If it makes you feel any better, the fat, half-retarded ones usually try harder
propcannibis
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wow fat chicks, i think im down, more cushin for the pushin
FilthyFletch
Mr I Can Do That For Half
wow trying to think back to last 20 year guy or girl I knew that was a virgin.Lost mine at 13 3 days after my birthday..I cant do fat checks..Thick chicks with tight thighs and big round brown asses oh yes.Fat sloppy cellulite thighed dimplled ass not so much
SHOOT2KILL66
The Gardener
Just talk like this about every thing and your virginity is safeAssuming a normal curve, 95% of the population requires 3.75 drunk fat chicks+/-2 standard deviations. emogirls on party drugs are known to be more effective, producing the requisite confidence level in 95% of men after 2.2 encounters +/-2 standard deviations.
Maccabee
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Oh yeah? Meet the lovely ladies of the U of I's engineering departments, 2007.Just talk like this about every thing and your virginity is safe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b6WL7AiMywI
Anyway, I'm not the aforesaid virgin.
The stat's mumbo-jumbo was just an excuse to abuse the old After School Special logo anyway, which apparently was not as hilarious as hoped.
I guess I'll stick to slapping it on drug threads for maximum effect.
pandabear
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come on fat gurls need lovin too, and lets be honest we are doing them a favour. gurls do worse shit to loser or seemingly loser guys.
I got played till my heart strings snapped buy dirty hot gurls as a young impresionable man, I would just fall in love like a young man does and then find out I was just a pawn.
additionally last time I checked, fat people are the ones puttin all that food in there mouth. so how can that be my fault? I know cuz I could use to lose a few pounds meself
PS> protch i mean look how you are doin your man, isnt that a lot more fucked up that some virgin fuckin a fat gurl then moving on?
I got played till my heart strings snapped buy dirty hot gurls as a young impresionable man, I would just fall in love like a young man does and then find out I was just a pawn.
additionally last time I checked, fat people are the ones puttin all that food in there mouth. so how can that be my fault? I know cuz I could use to lose a few pounds meself
PS> protch i mean look how you are doin your man, isnt that a lot more fucked up that some virgin fuckin a fat gurl then moving on?
thedoctorzoidberg
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ah hahahahahahaha hahahahahah aha ah ahahhaahah ahaha i'm ahahaha laughing at ALL the posts here, this was great!