Recent content by Dirty Harry

They make a pill for that!

Don't forget the stink star date... :)

Oh I feel the lawn one!

You too? Someone better leave town for a week.

That was in fashion when I was a kid. Those fuckers usually had to be pulled out of your foot just like a tack. Hurt like a bitch and bled pretty good.

Yes...stupidity should hurt. Makes you not want to be stupid anymore.

A tumble weave?

Some call that tool "The widow maker" because it has killed many mechanics who fuck it up.

BS...They take your hand in marriage...

And that thing actually clicked. Thats how it worked.

Meth is a hell of a drug...

It's an example of the dangers of inbreeding.

It's fucking great!

You noticed that too?

On the old phones...sometimes you can slam it down hard enough to ring the bell. Felt so good! Almost like winning a prize.