Recent content by ptg701

When I was a kid in Massachusetts in the 1940-50s, liquor was only sold in state controlled "package stores" which were closed on Sunday. But if you had a doctor's prescription, saying the booze was for medical reasons, you could buy it at the drug store. So every Sunday, my Grandfather would...

Dispensaries are, and always have been, dope stores owned and run by dope dealers. The system of "Medical Marijuana" is like a stage setting in which we act our prescribed parts and get to buy weed from the dispensaries. As the prohibitions relax, I expect the whole MMJ scene to fade away and...

Make the customers take showers before they enter.

Who would buy one of these fake Japs when you can buy a REAL Chinaman for a fraction of that price?

The basic War Movements are: Walk, run, duck, dodge, and fall.

I like to smash crickets with badminton racquets.

Lying in the dirt with your guts blown out is the same in 2012 as it was in 1775, 1812, 1846, 1861, 1869, 1918, 1945, 1950, 1955,...............................

If we put the roll on the holder so the paper comes over the top, one of our cats will bat at it and unwind the whole roll. If the paper comes from under the roll, she can still bat at it, but it won't unroll the whole thing.

When I was taking my physical at the Induction Center, I told the doctor I had flat feet. He said to be sure to ask for flat shoes when I got issued my uniforms.

What ever happened to Roach Clips? They used to be a major item in head shops and at craft fairs.

Regardless of who won the election, the predictions for the next fours will be the same as the previous 50 years: 1. Greed and Stupidity will reign supreme. 2. The Rich will get richer. 3. The Poor will get poorer. 4. The environment will degrade. 5. The climate will change. 6. The Human...

I wonder what our country would be like today if we could have bought semi-civilized white slaves instead of having to use wild Negroes from the jungle.

What does where he puts his dick have to do with who he spies on?

It's time for Americans to heal the rift and end the greed, ignorance, and intolerance. We can start by rounding up all the knuckle dragging, mouth breathing red staters and sending them to re-education centers.

502 does not legalize marijuana. It changes it from a product produced and distributed by a free trade underground, into a product controlled and taxed by the state. Most Weed Dealers are good people. Most Government Bureaucrats are assholes. Good Luck.