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  1. jimmy jones

    Girlfriend Is Too Sensitive Or Am I An Ass?

    Been good you? Anyone who says they aren't into a little butt play is a damn liar lmao.
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    Girlfriend Is Too Sensitive Or Am I An Ass?

    Subject change much? hahahaha
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    Girlfriend Is Too Sensitive Or Am I An Ass?

    Drop the chick and her crazy ass mother. Her mother will always want to be involved with every adspect of your lives always picking,prodding,nagging. Always giving her opinion on SOMETHING whether it involves her or not.
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    Blasted Thieves

    one of my first ever outdoor grows years ago got jacked completely (6 plants). I feel your pain man. Id move the rest of em and never ever let anyone know what ur up to. Friends are the first ones to get jealous and steal your shit.
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    Add A Link

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    best suprise ever? i do believe so.

    I appreciate your appology canuck and I never hold a grudge. I don't feel I did anything wrong. Even if I stuck em back in the mail they would probably never get to who ordered em and I think you realize that. I've spent my whole adult life being the nice guy and hookin people up. I'm finally...
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    best suprise ever? i do believe so.

    My point exactly.
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    Tell Me The Most Funniest Sex Incident You Ever Had And I'll Tell You Mine?

    I once fucked a one legged midget. Story behind it isn't that great (jager) but I figured the act itself was worth sharing.
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    Here's One For Ya.

    That's bullshit man. Religion has no place at work. There are a lot of things we keep seperate from work and our private lives. Religion is one of em. If you want the job you shouldn't be allowed to say I'm not gonna follow company policy because my religion says so. I'm an atheist as well so...
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    Grass Cutting And Yard Work

    Just got done mowing. Now I get to pull weeds from the rose beds and canna beds. My banana trees need repotted and I need to add stakes to a lot of the veggies (34 tomato plants alone, countless peppers, bush beans and anything else you could want). I'm tellin ya it never ends. I do landscaping...
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    best suprise ever? i do believe so.

    Thanks bob and pipe for seein things my way. I'm not a bad guy. At least I got em and not the little old lady across the street.
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    best suprise ever? i do believe so.

    Before you come at me like that know I've never stolen a god damn thing in my life. I didn't steal these. The address is to a street I've never heard of. Can't even find it on a map. Idk if the spelling is wrong or what but yeah I did try. I didn't purposely steal these in a malicious fashion. I...
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    best suprise ever? i do believe so.

    So I get home from work yesterday and check my mail. Inside is an envelope with someone elses name and address on it. No return address. Feels like bubble wrap inside so I open it. What's wrapped in the bubble wrap? Two small ziplock baggies with mj seeds in em. One is labeled gd/low and the...
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    Oh yeah Ninja, I'm not leaving till somebodys preagnant or I get an STD

    Icp was cool for 2 seconds 13 years ago. I'm suprised they havnt died of aids yet or something even worse that you catch from fucking dead bodies. Only people who never grew past 12 years old find that shit entertaining.
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    Anyone Else Ever Tip The Pizza Guy A Nug?

    I used to get tipped in buds by a few different people when I used to deliver pizzas. I was pretty much the only smoker at the store so I had to sometimes bribe other drivers to let me take it whenever I saw those addresses come up lol. Oh man do I have some stories from delivering. You sure do...
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    How You Like Your Females?

    I'm sure you're a very beautiful person. Low self esteem is by far the biggest turn off for me.
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    What Is The Weirdest Movie You've Watched High?

    Ever seen pink flamingo? Fuckin strange movie. Its about this drag queen who's trying to get the title of grossest person in the world. The whole movie is twisted as fuck.
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    How You Like Your Females?

    Shit I like all females. Big, small, short, tall. As long as she has all her teeth and a clean pussy ill fuck it. And that's no joke.everybody needs a little lovin.
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    40$ for a 8th of shrooms?

    The blue you see is often just bruising from rough handling of fresh shrooms. Doesn't affect anything but don't let anyone sell you on the blue color. Doesn't make em any better.
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