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That's right a giant brown cow was arrested for getting drunk, chasing around a bunch of kids, and peeing on someone's porch. Cow: Arrest Affidavit: All I can say is, "Nice teats." .

I was doing some surfing and ran across this singles site that requires you to pass an IQ test before joining so of course I took it knowing with full confidence that I would pass it; I didn't. Doh! I did pass it on the second attempt but that is one hard ass test. I think the "trick" is you...

The following is an article I found on molasses and its use with plants. Thought others might find it useful, I did. “Molasses and Plant Carbohydrates” Sugars relating to plant functions for maximum economic production. Texas Plant & Soil Lab, Inc., Texas Plant & Soil Lab (Home)...

OK, so I got my seeds from Attitude (yay!) and I'm trying to figure out what to grow. I can veg 10 plants no problem but I really only want to flower 5 or 6 at a time. Oh, and I've got two flower lights, a 400W and a 600W. But one of them is about to be busy for the next 2 months so I can't...

I've been trying to find a full version of the Tina Fey as Sarah Palin bit from SNL but it's always some stupid news cast with just a snip. So anyway, here's what I found after all that searching: YouTube - Tina Fey/Sarah Palin on SNL (FULL VERSION) I found this funny as hell.

I've been using the top of a gorilla rack shelf unit to hold a light for some time now and thought, "Why not wrap it up in reflective mylar?" I started simply by doing the sides and I saw that it was good. Then today I said fuck it I'm going to go all out. So I put mylar on the shelf on the...

Well, this is my quandary. Currently I have one 22,000 lumen CFL home built veg light and two 400W HPS's for flower. My issue is I need another veg light and I have several options of what to do. 1) Buy 600W HPS for flower, replace 400W with that, and move 400W to veg swaping to MH...

I'm just curious why people use hydro instead of soil. What is your personal reason you use hydro over soil?

Grow Info These are my last bag seeds. From now on I'm only growing good weed from strong genetics. But these are doing really, really well. Veg Lights: Homemade 316W CFL 21,000 Lumen - 18/6 Nutes: Bontanicare Pro Blend Pro Grow Flower Lights: HTGS 400W HPS 50,000 Lumen - 12/12 Nutes...

This one will be harvested this weekend.

This is an experiment in FIM'ing, pinch training to restrict height, and low stress training to get the lower branches where they will get light. 4 1/2 week flowering so should start exploding any day now. The stress training might add another week on flower time, that's why I'm trying it to...

Well this is an interesting one that I don't think really needs pictures because it's not a problem so much as a general question. Here's what happened: I fed my eldest plant some molasses (1 tbsp per gallon) and all the fan leaves turned yellow. On a younger plant the same thing happened but...

I bought these seeds from Marijuana-Seeds.nl so they are not name brand seeds but are knock offs or F2 seeds of the real thing. I'm really hoping these are some good versions of the strains. I'm vegging under a home built CFL fixture that has 21,000 lumen off 12 bulbs. It's a bit difficult to...

Say the least offesive thing you can think of, I'll start:

I want you to post the most offensive thing that you believe is true but you think most others would think poorly of you for thinking. Don't give reasons for your belief, don't explain it, just state it. That's kind of the experiment. Can you say out loud what even you think is an offensive...

OK, so I've been thinking about how to solve all this divisivness and hate in the world and I've realized to fix it all I just have to kill every living being other than myself... problem solved. Oh... wait... Note for the stupid people: This is sarcasm.

Post your own stupid joke, here's mine. Two cavemen are sitting around eating bushing. One of them says to the other, "Hey Bob, why are we always eating bushes, I'm tired of bushes, I HATE bushes. Let's eat something else for a change." "OK Earl, what do you want to eat?" "Let's try...

I ran across this the other day in the grocery store: I don't think it's racist. But it cracks me the fuck up because it could be misconstrued as racist. And that was some delicious soda...

I posted this in the "Can't pay for elite" thread but wanted to make sure it got noticed so here goes again: When I go to pay for the elite subscription I get the page that tells me to pick which one, I pick the only option $5 a month, and it takes me to a new page that says: Select Payment...

on MTV! Has anyone seen the new "reality" show on MTV, Busted? The other day they had this kid who was about to go off to college on a hockey scholarship and he and a friend got busted with a tiny ass bowl of pot. All the while the poor kid is saying, "I can't get arrested, I'll lose my...