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Motherfucking Scott Pilgrim vs. The World. I saw that movie baked on an eighth of Skywalker. Possibly the best movie I've ever seen. And the plot is easy to follow.

I just started back after a long break from bud, and wow, I get the worst munchies now, it's ridiculous. That's why I've started buying fresh fruit and veggies by the ton, man. Sit down with some blueberries and a handful of white chocolate chips, it's like freakin' heaven. My old favorite was...

Oh, it's magical. It's even more magical if you take the mayo off the McChicken and replace it with barbecue sauce. That was our upgraded McGangbanger. Order two of those and a large sweet tea, perfect stoner meal.

Just a couple of days ago. I was walking around town with my guitar over my shoulder, just enjoying the afternoon. A homeless man on the corner asked me for some change, and I asked him if he was hungry. He was. We went to a local diner and I bought us both sandwiches and a drink. Then, we sat...

That's brilliant, man. If I wasn't so broke, I would ABSOLUTELY buy one of those.

Actually, the BP spill is now the largest recorded spill IN HISTORY.

Yeah, as a representative Big Girl (nothing gargantuan) I'd like to say it's not always bad being thick. You have your pick of the guys with low self-confidence. Strangely enough, the cocky ones tend to be worse in bed, usually because they have a bigger dick and think that's supposed to impress...

Once, with a hookah-esque contraption and a blunt. Took the hose into the shower, had the blunt set at an angle so it ashed into an ashtray, and smoked a blunt while I was taking a shower. It was brilliant. Had the radio going, all kinds of chill.

Dude, I got caught half a dozen times. My mom hated me smoking, only because she thought it affected my grades in high school. So, this adventure starts when I introduce one of my rich-ass, non-smoking friends to a little bud I bought from my brother. After he smokes his first bowl, he's hooked...

Fantastic baddie in the last pic, DB. Do you make names and stories to go along with your art, or is it just, like, a snapshot in time, without any backstory? I would absolutely read a novel based on that last pic. Hell, I feel like I could write a novel based on that last pic.

You know you're a stoner when you hear words like "bowl, beat, bud, cherry, dime, fried, or hash," and immediately think of pot. Example: Friend: "Man, if I just had a dime, I'd go get a soda." Me: "I know a guy, but he doesn't usually deal under an eighth." Friend: "Whoa, what? I meant I'm...

I'll have what he's having, please. And plenty of it.

"Man, why the fuck do all the stoner commercials come on when we're baked? Like, that dude's high, and this chick's blazed, and here's a fucking commercial for Taco Bell. Goddamnit, let's get in the car. We've got a dozen tacos to pay for in spare change.."

We went into a headshop a week before 4/20 and the store clerk absolutely sold us on the Iolite. His suggestion was to buy a drink cup from, like, McDonald's, drink your drink, and stick the vaporizer in the cup. There's virtually no noise. And if you can hold the vapor long enough, no smell...

The chord progression for it is pretty basic, C G Am F, So goddamn (C)stoned, and all (G)alone / But I know a (Am)place where I can (F)go.

Okay, man. You guys inspired me. I'm on my way to writing a RIU song. Something like So goddamn stoned, and all alone / But I know a place where I can go. Everyone there's as high as me / Even the mods, I guarantee. And somewhere later... So roll it up, nice and tight / Take a puff, and...

Samurai Champloo. The music is badass hip-hop, the art is surreal, and the show itself is fuckin' sick. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z-qhxMrxDz4

This. Hasn't failed me yet.

Making iced coffee drinks and going to chill out back with a good friend, my guitar, and a couple joints.

I've done two-story bongs and steamrollers, but I think the best one I've done was a triple-chambered piece. It had two bowls that forked, like a snake tongue, off from a homemade ashcatcher made out of a pill bottle. You had to pack and light both bowls in order to get these thick, milky hits...