10 Rules Guys Wish Girls Would Learn

medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

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ganjames said:
This!
I keep 2 towels on a rack that's behind the toilet.. I would never flush with the seat up.

Drying my clean self off with shit and piss doesn't appeal to me.
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lofl, we are on to something the rest of the world doesn't understand. they will catch on one day...
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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medicalmaryjane said:
lofl, my toilet is not that dirty. i am pretty good about cleaning, i am actually quite neurotic.

i don't lean back. do you?
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no, I don't lean back. but aint the "mist" going on the seat cover when it's closed?

I actually take a piss in the yard. saves gallons of water from flushing. and when I take a shit, I don't stand up to flush. my toilet doesn't really mist that much at all.
 
Big P

Big P

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medicalmaryjane said:
you are really supposed to put both seats down after using the toilet so when you flush, water droplets don't spurt out onto the floor or elsewhere. I don't flush with the top up because i imagine little microscopic shit mist flying all over the bathroom and on the walls and stuff. it grosses me out.

lofl, my friend the other day was complaining about people not washing their hands and I was thinking, how can be complain when he flushes with the seat up??? he probably has shit mist all over his pants. that's dirty too!!

none of this stuff applies to my fiance and i.
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lol now that was funny. that would be a good sig. lool


but crazy as that sounds the whole "shit mist" theory is true. They actually had a show about it on Mythbusters. they each put thier tooth brush in the bathroom at the shop for like a week while people went and shat in there day in and day out. every morning they would brush thier teeth with the tooth brushes and on it went lol

so finally they take a culture of the toothbrushes to check for bactiria, and sure enought there was feces traces in thier toothbrushes, or how do you say "shit mist"


so basically they figured out that anyone who keeps thier tooth brush in the bathroom brushes thier teeth with shitmist every morning. :D
 
medicalmaryjane

medicalmaryjane

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Dr. Greenhorn said:
no, I don't lean back. but aint the "mist" going on the seat cover when it's closed?

I actually take a piss in the yard. saves gallons of water from flushing. and when I take a shit, I don't stand up to flush. my toilet doesn't really mist that much at all.
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how do u know? did you put your hand over it and flush to see if you felt a mist? i just assume they all mist. you've got a point about cleaning the toilet cover. i do clean mine with lysol cleaner pretty frequently but maybe ii shoud do it more often. i don't need piss mist on the cover. i don't lean back so it's not too worrisome but it's a nasty thought.

i bet there r people who lean back and get the mist on their back
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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medicalmaryjane said:
how do u know? did you put your hand over it and flush to see if you felt a mist? i just assume they all mist. you've got a point about cleaning the toilet cover. i do clean mine with lysol cleaner pretty frequently but maybe ii shoud do it more often. i don't need piss mist on the cover. i don't lean back so it's not too worrisome but it's a nasty thought.

i bet there r people who lean back and get the mist on their back
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well, I know 'cause when I flush, I don't get no mist on my ass. my toilet just doesn't splash like that. the only splashes I get is if I'm dropping heavy turds or something, lol. the water level is around 8"-10" below the seat.and the flush is low powered. cause of that reason, I do flush often when I take a #2. if I don't do a few flushes, the toilet paper clogs the toilet and then I gotta plunge it, ewwww! when I use a public restroom, I don't sit and flush though. most public restrooms around here are high powered and the water splashes all over the seat.
 
Big P

Big P

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you ever had to shit in a public restroom but didnt want to touch your ass on the seat, so instead of lining it with toilet paper you try to hover right above it without letting your ass touch the seat, only to realise the you have gravly miscalculated the much greater magnitude of the splash now that your ass is raised high above the waters surface?

things to think about


nothin worse than splash back in a public restroombongsmilie
 
Dr. Greenhorn

Dr. Greenhorn

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Big P said:
you every had to shit in a public restroom but didnt want to touch your ass on the seat, so instead of lining it with toilet paper you try to hover right above it without letting your ass touch the seat, only to realise the you have gravly miscalculated the much greater magnitude of the splash now that your ass is raised high above the waters surface?

things to think about


nothin worse than splash back in a public restroom
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yup!! nothing worse than getting back splashed in a public restroom, lol
 
canuckgrow

canuckgrow

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Big P said:
you ever had to shit in a public restroom but didnt want to touch your ass on the seat, so instead of lining it with toilet paper you try to hover right above it without letting your ass touch the seat, only to realise the you have gravly miscalculated the much greater magnitude of the splash now that your ass is raised high above the waters surface?

things to think about

nothin worse than splash back in a public restroombongsmilie
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Go to any public washroom where people of Asian decent frequent and you will never find a clean toilet seat....They all squat on the seat and just let it fly LOL.
 
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