2 new things

Tell me 2 things about you I didn't already know. I'll go first.

- I've been arrested more than 6 times for public intoxication
- I can piss my full name on a fence. In cursive.

Now you go.

-I hate pizza .



-I cried a lot when Tom Hanks lost Wilson in castaway, I felt horrible.

Me and a friend got busted for possession in 1975.
They reduced the charges if we agreed never to apply for a job as a cop. We signed papers.


I named the Pittsburgh Penguins. There was a local paper contest when they were formed. $5000 prize. 3000 people tied by submitting the name 'Penguins'. None of us got a damn thing.

I touched the heat shield of the Apollo 8 Command Module.

I have a chunk of the oldest object in _______ County. at least 4.55 billion years.

I'm in love with a great friend, a married girl in my chamber ensemble...

I've been responsible for more than one death...

I can blow smoke out of my right eyeball.

I am a grower not a shower

Aeroknow said:

I can blow smoke out of my right eyeball.

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That's rad. Does it hurt?

.Pinworm. said:

That's rad. Does it hurt?

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Not really. It's hella easy when i'm all congested from allergies and shit.

tyler.durden said:

I'm in love with a great friend, a married girl in my chamber ensemble...

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If she asked, would you suck farts out of her asshole?

.Pinworm. said:

If she asked, would you suck farts out of her asshole?

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Yes, and blow them out of my nose to get max flavor and aroma...

cannabineer said:

I touched the heat shield of the Apollo 8 Command Module.

I have a chunk of the oldest object in _______ County. at least 4.55 billion years.

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Izzat where they got the idea for urban camo? lol

I actually am really good at organic chem but drug charges make it impossible to in a lab.

I love cats

Did back flips on my parents king sized bed as a child.

Skiing I've successfully done an aerial helicopter jump maneuver in Colorado on the first attempt, never tried again. Only had 3 seasons skiing total and never again.

Oh I was published once for a poem

StonedFarmer said:

Oh I was published once for a poem

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Oh shit, post it!

.Pinworm. said:

Oh shit, post it!

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I gotta pull it out. But I will for sure. It was dark to say the least

StonedFarmer said:

I gotta pull it out. But I will for sure. It was dark to say the least

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Go get it, and post it. I am totally down to read it.

StonedFarmer said:

Oh I was published once for a poem

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That's tight bro, I'd like to read it.

I have been working on a screenplay for over 10 years. Taking too long now I'm rewriting it into a short story. A western set in early 1900's based entirely on this unknown gals life & its All true.

I ride horses English (not jumping) & Western Pleasure
Cool thread Pinny

.Pinworm. said:

Go get it, and post it. I am totally down to read it.

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I will bro. Just banging cat lady nd shjt lol

She is so hot. Gawd famn them Totti totties