That is so sad because all of it's true, Laughed my ass off, you know, the first one is very very typical of MS, my wife and I lived there once. We were applying for jobs all around this small town we lived in. Two of the places we applied(dollar general and don't remember the other) the store manager(who was black) told us "sorry, we don't hire mexicans", we aren't from mexico is what makes that really messed up. We ended up working at a Hardy's, we got the job because when we went to hand the manager(who was white) our applications, he handed them back to us and said "sorry, we don't hire asians", well at that I flipped out, called corporate headquarters and worked my way down to the franchise owners, needless to say, they gave us permanent jobs without basically any chance of being fired(trust me, I pushed the envelope alot, lol) so that we wouldn't sue the hell out of them. True story, I won't name the town, let's just say it is right between picayune and hattiesburg. It is truly a messed up world. But have to laugh at it, otherwise you will go insane.
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