666

I have 666 likes. I just looked at it.

I am Satan.

When I buy 3 packs of rillos and a half gallon of chocolate milk. My total comes out to $6.66.

All hail Satan.

Hail Seitan!

I think sunni just bumped you up to 667. Thank goodness you're no longer Satan.

ZaraBeth420 said:

I think sunni just bumped you up to 667. Thank goodness you're no longer Satan.

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I was scared. Might of had to steal a soul or something.

I could dig living in the underworld tho. (pun intended)

hondagrower420 said:

I was scared. Might of had to steal a soul or something.

I could dig living in the underworld tho. (pun intended)

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Remember, Ragan the girl from the Exorcist turned out just fine.

My grandma (rip) was a Pentecostal Christian.

She tried to exorcise demons from me whe. I was like 9.

Walked in the house and bam. Slapped/grabbed my forhead and starting yelling at Jesus and God to come get the demons out.

She also thought I was Satan incarnate.

sunni said:

Hail Seitan!

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We are not worthy. We are worms.

I bought a bag of lime for my girls and the total came $4.20, must be good stuff

old gimp said:

I bought a bag of lime for my girls and the total came $4.20, must be good stuff

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Chris Christie weighs 420 lbs and says pot smokers have no self control:/ ironic huh

Its cool honda...... come to the darkside

“We have an enormous addiction problem in this country,” Christie told Hewitt. “And we need to send very clear leadership from the White House on down through federal law enforcement,” he said. (about marijuana)

Fat fuck has no idea what addiction is...or that he's addicted to cake & donuts. #fuckchrischristie

Satans not that bad of a guy, what has he ever done? haters gonna hate

Bublonichronic said:

Satans not that bad of a guy, what has he ever done? haters gonna hate

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My mom believes that they are aliens. And Satan gave us the power of knowledge and the god(s) didn't like that a smeared his name.

So from that point of view Satan would be the father to modern man.

It even says that God hide the tree of knowledge from man, in the bible.


Mind blown.

Ps. I do t know if god(s) exist. So yeah. I like the difference in beliefs. It shows how "individual" we actually are.

I'm not religious so I could be mistaken but I'm pretty sure god killed more people than satan

Satan's the good guy as I read the bible... God...now hes an evil dickhead

all Satan ever did was try to lure people away from God... who was killing people everywhere if they didnt worship him...lol

hondagrower420 said:

I like the difference in beliefs. It shows how "individual" we actually are.

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and derpy

So thats not that much really.

God is a Superstition