abducted by aliens

ha so just got done puffin on a doob outside, lookin at the sky, and started to think of, how cool it'd be to get abducted by aliens, as long as they were cool.... and it'd be really awesome if i had my sack on me.

how cool would that be to like.... blaze one with them flying around in there space ship, bull shittin with them, what if they pulled out some "space weed" that grew on jupiter or somthin. that'd be awesome. haha yeah i should quit smokin dope.

Dude, that would be fucking awesome. Fly around laughing and shit.

til the mind control powers overtake you and the legendary alien anal probe comes out lol.

Ive been abducted before, it wasn't pleasant

Dude I hear ya, it would be fuckin' awesome- but I dunno, that whole possibility that they might experiment on me kinda freaks me out.. LOL

haha yeah, introduce them to some led zepplin and shit, fly around the galaxy puffin on down fat style jammin out, fuckin with people. maybe get some space pussy, become a member of the Fuckin in Space High club. ha. yeah that'd be awesome.

Lol, That would be a total party foul.

haha yeah, it'll be all good till the anal probe comes out.......

i think it would be even more awesome if we could skip the aliens and do the driving ourselves!

It's real shit....getting abducted....would be really fucking interesting man....I think something is fixing to happen with all of the mass sightings lately and what not.....look that shit up some time, you'll find surprisingly that most of the abductions are pretty similar which point toward the credibility of most of them....it's real shit, we're not alone, we never have been and I believe the absolute truth to what is going on here on earth lies within the extra-terrestrial phenomenon.

you prob die if you smoke jupiter weed.

YungMune said:

you prob die if you smoke jupiter weed.

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especially since Jupiter probably doesn't even have a hard surface to plant in and all those clouds might make getting sunshine difficult and the water... ahhh nevermind.

when you are abducted by beings you go through 3 encounters.close encounters of the first kind,close encounters of the second time and close encounters of the third kind. i had all 3

petejonson said:

when you are abducted by beings you go through 3 encounters.close encounters of the first kind,close encounters of the second time and close encounters of the third kind. i had all 3

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what?

explain this....enless your fuckin around or somthing.

he's definitely fucking around..

Jupiter is a violent planet/Gas Giant. I doubt any plant life exist there. If it did well that be something i like to get my hands on Fuck im missing the X-Files.

Hank.

what if it was weed that can grow in violent gas planets? and it had a mouth! and it could talk! like some kind of venus fly trap, that can bust a flow.....

"yo yo yo... im jupiter weed, all you need is one toke from me, then for 86 hours you'll be very high, but after its done you'll shrivel up and die"