almost bust and needs to start over :(

i almost got busted today.
my fucking retarded little brother (was visiting and so was my parents) takes a sling shot with marbles and shoot it at the nieghbors house, and then threw stuff on thier roof and they called the cops. all i saw was a state trooper pull up to my house and i didnt know why but that was enough and im like FUCK FUCK FUCK???? how do they know so i pulled my plants out and ate them, i didnt know how to dispose of it and tore down all my lights and fans and he knocked on the door and without a eny idea, my mom lets him inside and says i heard somthing about a sling shot and somones house getting damaged.
im stoned now, (4 hours later) from eating my plants and now i need everything new but im having trouble getting the plants past the stage where the seed come out of the soil and is on the stem -

you ate your plants??? lol haha

my bad but thats funny

wow that's fucked up. i feel for you

You did not eat your plants. Impossible. Unless they were only a few inches tall. You could NOT eat the much plant matter dude. I could believe destroying them and your setup but fucking eating them?

Proof or I call shens.

Also stop being so fucking paranoid. I mean shit. If they knew you had a grow op...they would send more then one retard statey. Calm down and relax a bit. Seriously. You're gonna kill yourself worrying so much.

mr.man said:

but im having trouble getting the plants past the stage where the seed come out of the soil and is on the stem -

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There ya go, kodank. Read the last line and don't be a dick about it,

Louis541 said:

There ya go, kodank. Read the last line and don't be a dick about it,

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Here you go...

What you need to do is take your seeds mate and germ them. Wrap your seeds in a damp paper towel and put them on a plate. Place them atop your computer or fridge...or anywhere else warm.

Then once they germ put them I dunno 1/4-1/2 inch into the soil. Water lightly. Add light and the seeds should do just fine mate. They should take root. If that method doesn't work then go and find a buddy with some plants you could cut some clones off of. If you need further help then just pm me. I wasn't trying to be a dick but obviously I was. My apologies.

P.S. The advice about him calming down is true. Paranoia will kill you. So will stress. I know you freaked...as would have many other growers. But calm down and get a firm grasp on the situation before you destroy your babies. Hate to see em go to waste.

Louis541 said:

There ya go, kodank. Read the last line and don't be a dick about it,

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gotta ask, how he'd get so high if the seedlings didn't even have any real leaves yet??

You couldn't get stoned eating a bunch of seedlings that just barely cracked the soil. I'm agreeing about calling shenanigans.

And if true that is pretty nuts eating your plants because one policeman pulls up to your house. You'll need to calm way down to make it through a whole grow.

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gotta ask, how he'd get so high if the seedlings didn't even have any real leaves yet??

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That is what I was saying. I guess people don't catch on. Oh well. I am hear to help..he just has to ask.

And if they plants WERE big enough for him to get high...you would have had to eat the hole plant down to the roots...I don't think it's possible. I mean come on...grass tastes like shit...I couldn't even imagine freshly growing ladies. Oh well.

OregonMeds said:

And if true that is pretty nuts eating your plants because one policeman pulls up to your house. You'll need to calm way down to make it through a whole grow.

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haha even if he did know you were growing he still woulda needed a warrant to search. and if he just went in anyways u could sue him for invasion of privacy and made bail. Oh well fuck the police, and anoying siblings

green thumb matt said:

haha even if he did know you were growing he still woulda needed a warrant to search. and if he just went in anyways u could sue him for invasion of privacy and made bail. Oh well fuck the police, and anoying siblings

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the cops were let in... so how bout that crack binge??

gogrow said:

the cops were let in... so how bout that crack binge??

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I wouldn't let him search my shit just because he was standing in my living room. But about the crack binge...I'm always down

humblesmurph said:

gotta ask, how he'd get so high if the seedlings didn't even have any real leaves yet??

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Ever hear of the placebo effect?

Louis541 said:

Ever hear of the placebo effect?

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yup. he's high cuz he thinks he's high. the question remains, why would somebody who has the wherewithal to grow seedlings think that eating said seedlings would result in him getting high?

Kodank Moment said:

You did not eat your plants. Impossible. Unless they were only a few inches tall. You could NOT eat the much plant matter dude. I could believe destroying them and your setup but fucking eating them?

Proof or I call shens.

Also stop being so fucking paranoid. I mean shit. If they knew you had a grow op...they would send more then one retard statey. Calm down and relax a bit. Seriously. You're gonna kill yourself worrying so much.

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I knew a guy that disposed of a full plant with a blender and some jager once. It was a bad thing.

Jeez dude... Yeah, the cop can't search your house without a warrant lol.

Sounds like you need to learn your rights and an American citizen. (If you are one, that is )

http://www.flexyourrights.org/
A bit long, but worth every minute:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4097602514885833865

LOL u funny as hell.. u callin him a mexican or sometin haha neway... ya i call a bluff on this story as well

Pip2andahalf said:

Jeez dude... Yeah, the cop can't search your house without a warrant lol.

Sounds like you need to learn your rights and an American citizen. (If you are one, that is )

http://www.flexyourrights.org/
A bit long, but worth every minute:
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4097602514885833865

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why call bluff? its perfectly logical to eat a plant. Its not like its a fucking elephant growing in your closet. its a practically weightless seedling

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yup. he's high cuz he thinks he's high. the question remains, why would somebody who has the wherewithal to grow seedlings think that eating said seedlings would result in him getting high?

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some people think dumber shit. Like that our government has a "hurricane machine"

green thumb matt said:

some people think dumber shit. Like that our government has a "hurricane machine"

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LOL! You guys are funny! They must have been using it a lot recently, especially down in the south. Oh, wait. . . THAT'S WHY Kanye West said George Bush hates black people!!