Alright Man Strangest Places You've Gotten High?

Da Almighty Jew

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i got high in the corner of the basketball court in county jail one time. i dont even know if that stuff was real it could of just been placebo. but who knows i was already in county for like 3 monthes then
 

Finshaggy

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i got high in the corner of the basketball court in county jail one time. i dont even know if that stuff was real it could of just been placebo. but who knows i was already in county for like 3 monthes then
I would be scared as shit. I wouldn't blaze in there unless I had years. Fuck catchin a Felony for possession inside on top of anything I'm already in for. Unless it's at the point where I'm like, "What's another ... years". I hope I don't end up like that though.
 

Finshaggy

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i know it was very risky. story of my life. there were like 5 of us smoking a pinner.
Damn. jails always just my reading time. I haven't read since school, and even in high school we didn't have to read much. So jail was just a good time to get A LOT of reading done.
 

RavenMochi

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I'm badass at origami, making mostly things like dragons, pegusus, and the like. Last time I was in county there wasn't a chess set, and no one knew how to play. So I folded enough pieces for a chess set and we used a checker board and I taught them to play. Was never in there long enough to risk even trying to get anything like that in there. But if someone had it and offered me a hit, I probably would have been stupid enough to take a hit.
 

Da Almighty Jew

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Damn. jails always just my reading time. I haven't read since school, and even in high school we didn't have to read much. So jail was just a good time to get A LOT of reading done.
for sure, that's all i really did when i was in there, read like 20 books
 

Finshaggy

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I'm badass at origami, making mostly things like dragons, pegusus, and the like. Last time I was in county there wasn't a chess set, and no one knew how to play. So I folded enough pieces for a chess set and we used a checker board and I taught them to play. Was never in there long enough to risk even trying to get anything like that in there. But if someone had it and offered me a hit, I probably would have been stupid enough to take a hit.
When I was in General Population in county people started tellin me they had cigarettes, or could trade me random shit. I just slept through that shit, they took us all out once for a "Fire Drill". Then while we were in the other places rec yard, they tore our shit apart. Like tables were flipped, everyone's shit was everywhere. All because they found a cigarette butt somewhere.
 

Finshaggy

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for sure, that's all i really did when i was in there, read like 20 books
I did six months in juvy and reread the Harry Potter series, read all the Narnia's for the first time, and a bunch of other shit. I read a bad ass book called "Streets of Laredo". It was about a lawman or bounty hunter guy in the cowboy era. But the book was from his perspective AND the bad guys perspective. It was bad ass.
 

RavenMochi

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When I was in General Population in county people started tellin me they had cigarettes, or could trade me random shit. I just slept through that shit, they took us all out once for a "Fire Drill". Then while we were in the other places rec yard, they tore our shit apart. Like tables were flipped, everyone's shit was everywhere. All because they found a cigarette butt somewhere.
†L† they didn't even need a reason to do that in Harris county, they would just line us up against the wall and tear through everything in front of us.
 

Finshaggy

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†L† they didn't even need a reason to do that in Harris county, they would just line us up against the wall and tear through everything in front of us.
They couldn't have done that in ours. If they lined us up, half of us wouldn't even be able to see our stuff. It was a huge ass place. And I think they enjoyed the discussion in the yard we were having about (damn I bet they're...), and having it (kinda) be a surprise when we got back.


But that place was so big one day, this guy walked over to my bunk mates bunk, took his book, and did the "shhhh" sign in front of his face before walking away with it.
That night he was looking for his book, and in my head I was just like "Damn, I watched that happen." So I told him I knew where it was and that I would go get it. There were windows ALL the way on the other side of the pod that were made in a way that I could climb up, and I could get there by pretending to go to the bathroom, then pretending I was going off to my bunk in the opposite direction of my real bunk, because there were way to many people for the guards to remember all of us, and I don't cause trouble when I'm in trouble, so they never know me excwept as the guy that laughs at everything. But anyways, so I went over to these windows, and climbed up. Went and talked to the guy that had taken the book, and he told me he had actually hidden it right by the guys bed. Some black kids saw me climbing up and down, and started calling me spider-man the next day. But I went back down, and the guys book was right under his bed. And the guard never saw a thing from his desk.
 

RavenMochi

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In Harris County they put you in small groups, in windowless sealed rooms. Their situated to where like 4 of them have their doors facing a center, where theres a sealed office where the guards are monitoring everything. County's a big place, but they keep everyone broken up to make them easy to manage, and switch people out on a regular basis randomly. Even the 'rec yard' wasn't outside, it was indoors to. A bigass gym.
 

Finshaggy

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In Harris County they put you in small groups, in windowless sealed rooms. Their situated to where like 4 of them have their doors facing a center, where theres a sealed office where the guards are monitoring everything. County's a big place, but they keep everyone broken up to make them easy to manage, and switch people out on a regular basis randomly. Even the 'rec yard' wasn't outside, it was indoors to. A bigass gym.
We were in one big pod. It have walls to separate rooms. But nothing else. No windows, except the ones to the rec yard, which was a giant wall of windows.
each pod was 2 floors, like 100-150 people. 4 people, 2 bunks to a "room". Then there was one guard at a desk in each pod, and one in a room with cameras in the middle of the pods in each cluster.

Our rec yard was an indoor triangle with no ceiling.
 

RavenMochi

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♠LOL♠ you bastard, I thought there was a new story

I'll add a new one then, punk :p
Behind s shopping center across from a busy mall. Me and another riu member (who brought a bong) just smoked it up. With as busy as that area is, its a trip theres a place to smoke like that thats relatively safe.
 

NoSwag

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Okay, so i loved the zorb incedent.


but recently I smoked in the rotiform custom wheel warehouse( http://rotiform.com/ ) I was with the director of that particular warehouse and suddenly my broken elbow started giving me immense pain. So then i asked if i could medicate there on premises and he said "go ahead man" so I lit up amongst some of the most expensive ass wheels around right now lol.
 

Jackp0t08

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I was camping on this island on Lake Huron (Canadian side). We went climbing on some huge bluffs one day. There was a special spot with a little stone box that marked the highest point on the island. Naturally, me and my buddies all climbed on this little cube and got high on the highest point of the island.
 

GarvinStomp

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In the chemistry lab during chemistry class in high school...can't beleive the idiot teacher never caught all 6 of us...also drank whiskey during choir rehearsal...now THAT was fun :P...
 
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