An Awkward Story

NevaSmokedOut

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i been going with this girl for about 4 months now and she is very pretty, so much so that cumming on her face should be a sin. last week we were getting stoned watching the wayans bros she out of nowhere says "i wanna taste cum" i had her repeat herself incase i was to far out of the zone but she really wanted to do it when she gave me this scary serious high look on her face. i coughed for about a good minute and thought she was joking and asked her why, she tells me she wants us to experiment with our sexual pleasures and she was curious; needless to say i wasn't gonna say no so i let her do it. she never gave me head at all so she sucked at bjs... when she begins. my little sister comes to the door and busts through (my door has no lock on it) and catches us as i climax; i got my girl in the eye, my sister went to tell on me to my mom (she tells on everybody even herself) and my girl leaves embarressed, my mom wasn't listening cause she was listening to herself sing. thankfully we didn't break up. today i established that i no longer am taking my sister to the park she becomes my personal 5 yr old slave.
 

i<3

Active Member
"i got my girl in th eye" after that i just pissed myself...... LOL
tht kind of thing hasn't happened to me....yet....
but thats a pretty fucked up story LOL
keep on smoking,
haha
LOLZ
I<3
 

high|hgih

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Id be proud of my son getting head, smokin blunts, by a hot chick. Congrats dude lol

But yeah like i<3 said, better than getting caught beatin it
 

......

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lol atleast it was in your house,imagine if it were her dad walking through the door.


still be pretty fucked up nutting all over some girls face with your little sister in there.lol Atleast you got to finish.
 

OregonMeds

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Funny story. Makes me wonder if you're old enough to even be here, especially with pokemon as your avitar and kind of a childish name but whatever...
You can't complain about a girl not blowing you well if you can't teach her how to do it right though, so time to get to work. It is after all for her own good.
:)
 

JMain

Member
Lol reminds me of the time when my gf was giving me oral in between her moms room, the living room, ontop of her brothers bunk bed :D
 

BadAndy

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Just remember Bj's are like Pizza
When they're good they r GREAT!!
when they're bad, they'rs still pretty good.
 

bicycleday

Active Member
So are we supposed to share our own awkward stories now?

I had something similar happen at a party of sorts. We got interrupted and the lovely lady was using her hands and mouth at the time, she's pulled away her mouth and kept on with the hands and as this other girl's opened the door I've shot a massive load. There was about 10-15 seconds of awkward silence and then we all burst out laughing. It turned out to be a pretty freaking good night in the end. I found out that they were laughing at first because they thought it had shot over my head, it wasn't until they looked at me laughing that they realised it had hit me square on the left cheek!


she is very pretty, so much so that cumming on her face should be a sin
I never believed that could ever be a sin until I walked in those shoes...
 
Hahaha when I lived at home I had my current GF over for dinner so we were banging doggie in the cupboard cus she is load and I mean load we live in apartments now and we get awkward looks each morning quite funny any way my dad knocks at the door and I yell just a minute but he comes straight in and busts us lol he closed door and didnt say anything but was the most awkward dinner I have ever had
 

Farfenugen

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I once had an awkward story, but it involved two women, a can of whipped cream, several yells and a ride in an ambulance. I won't share it though, it's still too (painful) and embarrassing to repeat in a public forum.
 
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