Anyone ever talked dirty to their plant?

I was just having a conversation with my leafy lady friend, and was complimenting her on her nice curves... the thought crossed my mind to talk dirty to her... anyone ever done this with their lady? What are the results?

They get really bushy.

all the time..i call her a dirty whore n lick her up and down

HELL YEAH! I'm 100% herba-sexual! haha

I always talk to my plant I saw good morning and good night and I talk dirty when I water her

Funky walker dirty talker

i would talk dirty to my plants but I can not speak so that's out of the window

my girlfriend would kill me if she caught me... haha she's already mad jealous of the plant!

are you kidding? i have a hard time not talking dirty to my bong before i hit it, my plants well..... they get MORE than words.

im a california pimp c fan so i talk to them like hoes; they seem to like it....

KlosetKing said:

are you kidding? i have a hard time not talking dirty to my bong before i hit it, my plants well..... they get MORE than words.

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I'm not so sure I want to know what your referring to with "more than words"... maybe ignorance is bliss

My girlfriend is pissed off most of the time.
cuz im spending more time with my female then her.

That's hilarious dude

bonuslazer said:

I'm not so sure I want to know what your referring to with "more than words"... maybe ignorance is bliss

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hours and hours of, uh, oral stimulation.

iv never talked dirty to my plants before...

i make them hunger for my attention...

they grow nice and big and try to seduce me by showing me their bush...

but i just wait untill their all grown up and then i wack away........

I always greet my flowering box by saying hello you horny ladies, no dick for you today.