StonedFarmer
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Bringing the lulz today
Assemble
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a senile fungus
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Yeah shrooms are free around here too but someone gave me a qtr of truffles in gourmet chocolate, fo' free. I wouldnt say no to that
Splitting them with my bro though, so we each get an 1/8th, should be fun but not so intense. ..
a senile fungus
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I found weed on the railroad tracks once. I smoked it, not gonna lie.
tangerinegreen555
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Living room floor and couch drugs are usually what I find.
My buddy had his big toe joint fused a while back. Arthritis, common procedure.
So, I go over to see him the day of his outpatient surgery and see through front window he's literally crawling around on the living room floor.
So I barged in thinking he's hurt or some shit. 'Are you OK, bro?'
"Yeah, I dropped a perc and I don't want the dog to eat it and pass out."
StonedFarmer
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My ex found a bag of coke before. After we start shooting it she informed me it was found.
Not going to lie, it was good coke... I am still alive so meh
Karah
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I've definitely done randomly found drugs. Like I thought it was blow but surprise! it was k.
StonedFarmer
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It was common for a guy I knew to find vials/bags of drugs in the bushes near his house. A lot people would stash drugs or ditch them was what he told me.
It was always fun watching a kid I knew try them and tell us qhat drugs it was.
People do weird things
Karah
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People are weird.
StonedFarmer
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Touché
a senile fungus
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People
tangerinegreen555
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I'm a whiney bitch around needles. I can't even look when they take blood.
I guess that's my built in defense mechanism against getting addicted. That last time a phlebotomist took my blood and saw I was sqeemish, she said I'd make a terrible junkie.
Thanks, it's not a personal goal.
StonedFarmer
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I love when a girl is good at hitting a vein.
Instant hard on(I have said this a before)
I like when a girl pampers me and shoots me up, so gentle so cute
I miss using a needle tbh
It has too many complications that can arise.
//ahh the feels
LoL "make a horrible junkie"
How did I miss that
ttystikk
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Lmaooo!
Bad drugs make you do things you'll regret your friends seeing.
...Or something like that. Lol
ttystikk
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WTF are you carrying weed into a Walmart for? I live in Colorado and I don't even do that shit!Someone at Walmart is happy today.
I lost a1/4 oz there last night.
lokie
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Just not paying attention. The stop at wallyworld was not a planed stop.
Never thought to empty my pockets.
ttystikk
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Lol good meme.Just not paying attention. The stop at wallyworld was not a planed stop.
Never thought to empty my pockets.
My habits are highly intentional; I don't casually carry pot in Colorado because it's too easy for the cops to start asking questions about DUID; driving under the influence of drugs. They treat it just like DUI, they're trained for it and they love to fuck your life up over it.
Gary Goodson
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Can we assemble early today? Im not gonna make it all night with you bastards!
cannabineer
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Truffles have tryptamines!! (remember old Ruffles ads?)