Ate bacon and fainted shortly after?

Other than cooking it for a short enough time that it is still raw As a butcher of man years, if it looks and smells right in it's raw state then it is the cooking process to blame when poisonings occur.

i cookk it until it's burnt. i don't like when it's chewy. there was smoething wrogn with the bacon, it didn't look right and it didn't cook, it stuck to the pan.


a blt would be good right now

That would be an abundance of heat and a lack of oil

Don't mind me, i've been at the beers and feel like being silly i agree with you, chewy bacon is naff, gotta be dry n crispy, ideally so the fat breaks off in lovely salty pieces

i think the OP should sleep with a lb of raw bacon under his pillow for a week to help him with his fainting problem

tip top toker said:

That would be an abundance of heat and a lack of oil

Don't mind me, i've been at the beers and feel like being silly i agree with you, chewy bacon is naff, gotta be dry n crispy, ideally so the fat breaks off in lovely salty pieces

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yeah, nothiing quite like good bacon.

i wish i could have some beers but i am trying not to drink because i drank way too much the other night and said ""I am never drinking again". it's the 3rd time i've said that in 2 weeks so i am tkaing a week off.

robert 14617 said:

i think the OP should sleep with a lb of raw bacon under his pillow for a week to help him with his fainting problem

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cognitive therapy..

either that or wear it as a hat

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looks bad tastes good

tip top toker said:

That would be an abundance of heat and a lack of oil

Don't mind me, i've been at the beers and feel like being silly i agree with you, chewy bacon is naff, gotta be dry n crispy, ideally so the fat breaks off in lovely salty pieces

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fuck sakes! now im drooling..

...hey , i have bacon in the fridge!

elnene said:

we dont eat that thing in our country, but ive seen it in a mcdonalds combo and it looks like its gonna bust your arteries stop eating shit men, why are you trying to grow healthy buds and then eat that shit?

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growing healthy buds, makes us eat 'shit'.

elnene said:

we dont eat that thing in our country, but ive seen it in a mcdonalds combo and it looks like its gonna bust your arteries stop eating shit men, why are you trying to grow healthy buds and then eat that shit?

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you dont know what youre missing. its literally the best meat

A healthy 21-year old kid was in my room and we was blazin. He was kinda kneeled down the whole time, half-sittin in my lil recliner. He stood up and walked 2 feet and passed out, and did the whole 'sneezing' routine. we sat him back up, and he did it again. He said the only other times that happened is both times he got a piercing. I also saw this on Tosh.0:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k8RcDb_wZfQ

Maybe it has something with airflow to the brain?

holding your hits in too long causes that most the time. hell, bend over and hold your breath for a few minutes then stand up. dizzy much?
glittery white dots with a dark spot around the edges? yep, you on your way.

tl;dr

bacon was laced with wet...

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elnene said:

haha best meat? i live in argentina bro

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Ummmm... most people on this board have no idea what that means.



Asado Argentino.

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