Best Stoner Jobs!

tattoo artist, everyone's relaxed and everyone's always ripped its like you set your price smoke a bowl and then you get to doodle on people works out I think,,

Load blower

the best stoner job ive ever had was tanning bed repair specialist...drive around company van smokin, then go in tanning salons hit on the ladies fix a tanning bed go out to eat and then everything repeated 10 hour day =like maybe 3 hours work...loved it

Game tester or call center work. With call center work all you really do is just sit around and talk with your co-workers/have no job stress/is really easy.

specialist strip searcher thats allowed to strip search any hot female of my choice, based at an airport with my own office fully equipped with a bed just in case the ladies get the horn after my throuogh strip search oi oi

futures trading ...... scary but completely and totally awesome!! Walk On!~

420Blunt's said:

lets hear 'em. what do you think the best stoner job is? already have it? lets us know what it is!

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I Play poker at poker stars for a living ... and smoke before,during & after.. love my life...lol!!!

Fuzzotany said:

Can't we all work at the head shop, hydro shop, or dispensary?

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ABSOLUTELY! that would definitely rule. i think an internet cafe/dispensary would be a sweet place to work at. just get baked all day, drink some coffee, eat some good food, get online, sell people weed, enjoy all the different varieties, grow some plants, chat with some honey-dipps, and do it all LIKE A BOSS!

Pizza delivery guy. Ride around all day getting high and eating free pizza. Take home cash every day(no taxes), deliver to hot girls that come to the door half naked sometimes. And when you have the pizza sign on your car, the cops dont fuck with you unless you are really doing something stupid.

Dominos Driver. Legit homie, tips pay for your smoke if u dont already grow. And u can light up a J on the road. Thats a stoner job for you if ive ever heard of one. Thats why i do it

beginningbotanist420 said:

Champion show-dog breeder.

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ewww...those people are weird.

best stoner job? thats easy..growin weed =p

process server! havent u watched pineapple express?!

Manger at an ice cream shop...Oh YEAH

how bout the guys at the white house that taste all the food before the president gets to eat to make sure theres no poison in it.

MP buy weed and put it through as expenses, and half those fuckers look stoned, order ! order ! muppets.

greenkeeping/horticulturist/chainsaw operator all i do is get baked and play with machinery xD

(pool guy), no stress, easy work, no schedual,(just get em done, sometime during the day/week) my own boss, hang out by the water,in the sun gettin tan, look at hot chicks, burn trees all day.

CrackerJax said:

President of the United States....

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You win


Im still in chuckle mode after your joke & I think the house members are beginning to realise how baked I am

briwaller said:

(pool guy), no stress, easy work, no schedual,(just get em done, sometime during the day/week) my own boss, hang out by the water,in the sun gettin tan, look at hot chicks, burn trees all day.

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lol you win. cool as fuuuuuck !