Bhuddist Colony

Whoever else is like me with not alot to look forward to, single or just got broken up with, we are all prisoners of a social fuckade. We can't be happy living outdoors or from the outdoors because we have Air conditioning, we have prepackaged just-add-water bs food. Were made to think we need a significant other, and maybe we do, but we tear ourselves apart after being broken up with by someone who obviously doesn't feel the same way about you as you did her or vice versa.

So now that your bored saying this fucker has no punctuation / grammar skills, I'll get to the point, to the ones who were concerned about my punctuation and grammar your part of the problem and should just find a new thread.

Now to my points if i have any.

We have been weakened by comfort

We don't let our body fight infections like it should. Thus leaving the immune system weakened.

We hate bugs when people had them around them 24/7 before indoors were thought of. oooo I really hate bugs.

Now this might just be me, I'm so ashamed of myself for not being able to sleep well outside, I wish i could lay my head down on the ground put my hat over my face and sleep. I already have sleeping problems but this one just gets to me.

We rarely leave ourselves vulnerable or take chances. We always bring our cell phones just incase or have a backup plan, bleh. Just the word PLAN ruins my goals in life.

k my forreal point

I would like to get lost. Its a simple as that, Kidnap Me, Bag my head, Throw me out the van, pull off the bag, spin me around, kick me in the ass and tell me go(pointing 10's of thousands of acres of Mark Twain National Forest.

What I'd need is
1|A Shovel
2|A Pickaxe
3|A Large Bag of Marijuana Seeds
4|Soil Testing Kit
5|A few Buckets, or Waterbags i could sling around.
6|Fishing supplies
7|A Dark Canvas to make a tent out of
8|Joint Papers (until i figured out how to make a pipe from bamboo)
9|A Small Strong Piece Of Steel / I know where to find Flint around here
10|38. Special
11|Survival Kit / Pans, Water purifier, Knives
12| Oz of Mushrooms
13| 7 Loyal Companions Who See Eye To Eye With Me
(Thats What The Mushrooms Are For)


None of this stuff is necessary except for the soil testing kit and seeds.

Now I could go on and tell you exactly how I'd do it, i'll wait and see what kind of interest this thread gets.

P.S. i'm on ambien and just looking for a good convo

Dude.. that sounds great, I too will have myself a journey like this someday

ambien must've worked he's offline. haha.

don't forget your blow up mattress and bug spray.

.38 special in a Buddhist colony? You're doing it wrong!

haha, the 38 special is for the pesky porkers, and yes the ambien worked.

I think this Colony would be the perfect antidote for midlife crisis/depression.

I did not mean a colony for buddhists i meant a colony for deprived pot growers, and i think i put Buddhist colony because it rhymes with Nudist colony? who knows haha

i would rather take my 300wsm to hunt with and leave the 38 at home....how about some vegetable seeds also.........

good thinking Nick your in haha

lets do this.........its time we quit running so fast into the future and enjoy where we are at.....get back to nature and learn how to live on what is so freely given to us by the dirt and water on this earth........

People need to realize that because of the system we think time is external & we have to obey a clock. We have lost touch with living in natural time. Time is not linear, but rather time is neverending & does not exist without us. Just remember that everything is everything. I used to be a boyscout so I think that helps we my apprieciation for outdoors.

Nicely said DFunk, so my seeds from Dr. Chronic got confiscated in Chicago, so now I really wanna do this. I've got the property we can live on, and all the national forest you could ever want

I lived on the river in a homemade tent...not by choice, but because I was homeless. I do believe in the let your immune system handle most things. But I gotta tell ya...hanging your ass over a limb to crap and then nearly falling in your own steaming pile of excrement holds no charm for me. In the end, you're still depressed and getting old. Only now you're dirty too and you have bug bites all over your ass.

skatterman420 said:

haha, the 38 special is for the pesky porkers, and yes the ambien worked.

I think this Colony would be the perfect antidote for midlife crisis/depression.

I did not mean a colony for buddhists i meant a colony for deprived pot growers, and i think i put Buddhist colony because it rhymes with Nudist colony? who knows haha

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Stoney McFried said:

I lived on the river in a homemade tent...not by choice, but because I was homeless. I do believe in the let your immune system handle most things. But I gotta tell ya...hanging your ass over a limb to crap and then nearly falling in your own steaming pile of excrement holds no charm for me. In the end, you're still depressed and getting old. Only now you're dirty too and you have bug bites all over your ass.

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ahhh, the joys of mother nature, and i had a similar experience as a kid, walked into the woods with no shoes on to take a leak and walked out with fungus on my feat that looked like cauliflower

and also if a person falls into their own shit in the woods, did it really happen?

Thanx skatterman420! Who cares if you fall in your own shit - shit happens! I mean is it something you want to experience - No - but is it gonna kill you - probably not. I would take the option if it was available to be out there with my creator. We have been pushed so far away from Nature that we think certain things are disgusting & all they are natural occurences that happen to all living things.

I'm always telling people all I need is land & I could grow anything in a given time frame. I'm ready - let's do it!!!

It almost happened...but since those were bad times and I felt like I was gonna lose it...you'd have known...because as soon as I fell in my shit, I'd have gone on a six month shit flinging killing spree!Glad I can laugh about it now. I got real close to my creator out there...we had some serious conversations that went like this: ME, shaking my fist at the sky:"Will you stop fucking with me! Go bother someone else, asshole!" God:"................." Me, clinging desperately to the tree limb I sat on, Pants aroound ankles: "I swear...if you tip me over and make me fall in my own shit....that's the last straw. I'm going on a six month shit flinging killing spree." God"................." Me, finally regaining my balance:"Well, thanks for that, at least!"

skatterman420 said:

ahhh, the joys of mother nature, and i had a similar experience as a kid, walked into the woods with no shoes on to take a leak and walked out with fungus on my feat that looked like cauliflower

and also if a person falls into their own shit in the woods, did it really happen?

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I'll inherit the land one day, it's pretty cool 2 creeks, a pond bordering nation forest, my dad found a nice clearing in the woods and planted a bunch of deer food plants, he hunts. Not my thing I like shooting targets, but deer taste good.

Why don't you just join a commune? Pretty much the same thing and trust me it is fun unless you mind hard work since you have you have to chip in and help do pretty much everything......one other plus commune people are generally very,very,very,mellow.