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[MrHowardMarks]

Hahaha, vette said use the cat at the same time as me...

No, no, pick it up by the scruff, and wipe your ass on it's back, that way it won't be able to claw your balls...

 

[SmokeyMcSmokester]

dude just the image of that is cracking me up...that cat would be so pissed off! I can just see it walkin around rubbin its back on furniture, trying to get the shit off its back..

Throw that bitch outside after you do it!

 

[mastakoosh]

i saw a cool ass show on nat geo about the legalization movement last night. it had everything from marc emory and canada to outdoe in the emerald triangle.

 

[korvette1977]

i saw a cool ass show on nat geo about the legalization movement last night. it had everything from marc emory and canada to outdoe in the emerald triangle.

Your Not alone

 

[mastakoosh]

Your Not alone

cool i was hoping others on riu were watching too. marc emory seems annoying lol. if i get high with anyone that talks that much it blows my high.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yeah, Emery is a douche... Nuff said.

He calls himself the "prince of pot"

He thinks he knows everything.

He's running for mayor of BC.

He's full of himself...

Qualification = Major Douchebag

 

[twistedentities]

i'm still laughing on the cat thing....claws and balls should never b used in the same sentence

 

[mastakoosh]

Yeah, Emery is a douche... Nuff said.

He calls himself the "prince of pot"

He thinks he knows everything.

He's running for mayor of BC.

He's full of himself...

Qualification = Major Douchebag

hahaha, that is my problem with dudes who talk too much. they know goddamn everything and never shut up, and always hit on your women lol.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yeah, don't get me started on Emery and his stupid ass bong...

It's way too big to make sense and he holds it at his crotch like a schlong and gets chicks to suck on it... Total douchebag.

He's married BTW, I bet he has the smallest dick in the world, his penis-face makes up for it I suppose.

Arrrrrrrr, I hate that son of a bitch. He gives stoners a bad name.

 

[Bookworm]

Yeah, don't get me started on Emery and his stupid ass bong...

It's way too big to make sense and he holds it at his crotch like a schlong and gets chicks to suck on it... Total douchebag.

He's married BTW, I bet he has the smallest dick in the world, his penis-face makes up for it I suppose.

Arrrrrrrr, I hate that son of a bitch. He gives stoners a bad name.

I want to see this bong

 

[korvette1977]

Yeah, don't get me started on Emery and his stupid ass bong...

It's way too big to make sense and he holds it at his crotch like a schlong and gets chicks to suck on it... Total douchebag.

He's married BTW, I bet he has the smallest dick in the world, his penis-face makes up for it I suppose.

Arrrrrrrr, I hate that son of a bitch. He gives stoners a bad name.

Dont the feds want him in the USA

 

[FluffyToke]

are you guys talking about the guy who like... edits HT or something? lives in canada?

 

[Bookworm]

wow, I googled him and he just LOOKS like a douche.

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Cannabis Culture, I believe he's in charge of the magazine... I'm sure you can google him with his stupid ass bong, if not I think he has some vids on youtube, poT.V. Or some shit like that.

Yeah, USA wants to extradite him for shipping seeds to the US. Big harsh penalties.

He had a decent seedbank, that's how he got his start, decent idea, if he wasn't such a douche... If you think his stupid face is bad, wait til you hear him talk, he goes on and on like a stupid no-it-all rambling stoner... Always saying how he's done this and that and been caught with weed so many times... Arrrr, what a fuckstick!

Alright change the subject...


Anyone been to a good concert lately?

 

["SICC"]

whats the name?

 

[Bookworm]

that's not even NICE glass!

 

["SICC"]

thats an ugly ass bong, 1 of 1,000,000 made probably, all generic n shit

 

[PlasmaRadio]

Wicked generic, boyeee!


/insert irritating wrist snap

 

["SICC"]

haha, i mean you like they would try to make some stylish bongs or somthing, like my RooR, that thing is beautifull

 

[Bookworm]

I know the bong that I'm gonna get, not the exact one, but there's only one dude who blows glass that way, so it'll be pretty unique. nice thick strong glass he uses too.