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[Twistyman]

Morning all................................

 

[ChinaCat]

Morning all................................

Morning Twisty!!!

Dark pink..... inquiring minds "think" they know.

Home again today. If they don't stop this snow /ice crap.... I will never get out of school before Bonnaroo.

 

[Twistyman]

Morning Twisty!!!

Dark pink..... inquiring minds "think" they know.

Home again today. If they don't stop this snow /ice crap.... I will never get out of school before Bonnaroo.

We have a big blizzard today...

 

[Twistyman]

Morning Twisty!!!

Dark pink..... inquiring minds "think" they know.

Wolf whistle.... woot woot..

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yeah, all that snow hit me yesterday, it's a doosey.

 

[ChinaCat]

Yeah, all that snow hit me yesterday, it's a doosey.

Thanks for the rep.... stamp joke was really cute....

 

[Twistyman]

How do you cook cat... I'm out of breakfast fixings and its a blizzard outside and I don't want to go out. then you will have a lost twisty on your hands.... Waaaa !

 

[ChinaCat]

How do you cook cat... I'm out of breakfast fixings and its a blizzard outside and I don't want to go out. then you will have a lost twisty on your hands.... Waaaa !

Noooooooooo!!!! No cooking kitty.... repeat after me.... kitty does not taste like chicken!!!!

 

[korvette1977]

How do you cook cat... I'm out of breakfast fixings and its a blizzard outside and I don't want to go out. then you will have a lost twisty on your hands.... Waaaa !

To poach it Boil abig pot of water , when water is boiling real good .. launch the said "food '' from across the room into pot,, That will save your arms from getting scratched up while putting it in the pot up close ..

Or deep fryer .. ,,use same delivery as above ..


Or pick up phone and order Pizza delivery , Or chinese . (they cook the cat for you ) and then deliver ..

 

[ChinaCat]

to poach it boil abig pot of water , when water is boiling real good .. Launch the said "food '' from across the room into pot,, that will save your arms from getting scratched up while putting it in the pot up close ..

Or deep fryer .. ,,use same delivery as above ..


Or pick up phone and order pizza delivery , or chineses . (they cook the cat for you ) and then deliver ..

you pay now!!!!!

 

[Twistyman]

To poach it Boil abig pot of water , when water is boiling real good .. launch the said "food '' from across the room into pot,, That will save your arms from getting scratched up while putting it in the pot up close .. Or deep fryer .. ,,use same delivery as above ..
Or pick up phone and order Pizza delivery , Or chineses . (they cook the cat for you ) and then deliver ..

you pay now!!!!!

LOL......

About 40 years ago a restaurant near here was caught doing exactly that..

 

[MrHowardMarks]

No, no, no, you got it all wrong vette, first you have to snap the neck, skin it and gut it... Then you throw it in the wok...


- no prob chinacat.

"Why hasn't the post office sold any Jerry Garcia stamps?"

"Because nobody wants to lick a hippie."

 

[ChinaCat]

A whole new definition of "China Cat."

 

[Twistyman]

A whole new definition of "China Cat."

??? You mean eating cat.....


*Backs slowly out of room.... Don't say it twisty.........

 

[MrHowardMarks]

Yeah, china cat has a totally different meaning if you think of it, a china cat is most likely, at some point, going to be dinner.

 

[Twistyman]

Yeah, china cat has a totally different meaning if you think of it, a china cat is most likely, at some point, going to be dinner.

Damn I'm so hungry I could eat the ass end off a baboon..... got to go get supplies..... stupid blizzard.......

 

[crippledguy]

"run Forest, RUN!!"

 

[MrHowardMarks]

You could survive off snow for 27 days, then you might want to get some food, or suffer malnutrition.

 

[Twistyman]

Watch out where the huskies go and don't you eat that yellow snow.....

Hey HM........

 

[MrHowardMarks]

But the yellow snow tastes the best