Bitches be Crazy

xKuroiTaimax

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[video=youtube;9o3_4I5UtIM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o3_4I5UtIM&feature=youtube_gdata_player[/video]

I can't find it at the moment but he has a fucking funny routine where his wife is desperate to induce labor- she gets on the Internet and finds out the best thing to do is drink raspberry leaf tea and ingest semen.
 

jadeey

Active Member
Q. My fiancé loves for me to give him oral sex and I have no problem with that (believe me) , but he wants me to swallow his semen. Can it hurt me? Are there any health problems associated with swallowing semen?



A. The good news is that it's beneficial! Recently studies have shown that regular consumption of semen can actually have some wonderful health benefits. Semen contains at least 13 prostaglandins and high concentrations of hormones that retain potency if taken orally. The quality of the seminal hormones is thought to be superior to even prescription versions. In the study women who regularly consumed their lovers sperm showed such benefits as a reduction in ovarian cancers, lowered depression and many even had acne symptoms lessen or stop entirely. It is thought that the oral consumption of the potent hormones had a balancing effect on woman's hormonal ups and downs caused by their periods and pregnancy or breastfeeding.

The key to the findings is "regular consumption". Only once in blue moon won't have the same effect. Those that indulged once or twice a week received little benefits. The ones who received the results were the ones who ingested semen four to five times a week or more! Now that's dedication. If this seems like a lot of work you need to remember that your partner can assist in producing it. All though preferable, a blow job is not the only way to obtain semen. You might be surprised how fast your man can produce sperm for you all on their own.

Oddly enough only married or monogamous women showed the benefits. Those with multiple partners showed no beneficial effects or even reported detrimental effects. This is thought to be caused by the differences in the hormonal makeup of multiple partners.
wow my boyriend said thank you because he's gonna get so much head because of this >.<
 

Big P

Well-Known Member
"The way to a mans heart is not through his stomach. Its through his chest...with an axe.."


lol



:shock:




lol you reminded me of the first time i heard sombody call a pussy a hachet wound


kinda a nasty way to put it but I can see the slight resemblence :D



and lastly I will close with the other nasty thing that just popped into my head. When I was playing xbox online once I came across a guy with the user name "YeastyPissFlaps"

I thought it was funny so I added him to my friends list

ive also heard the term meat curtains. mmmmmm mmmmm loves me some meat curtains
 
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