Canopy grow ideas?

Where no fat fucking pigs will have the will to tread all over my glorious plants. Got any ideas?

find an area where there are a shitload of saplings (small trees) about an inch or two around. prune all the bottom branches all the way up. i like to leave around 5-7 leaves at the top. do this to a bunch of trees, and it cant be seen from the air. works like a charm.

Well that's a serious grow, but I meant a grow in the canopy of trees.