chilin with a tarantula spider

desertrat

desertrat

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so, last night my fiancee and i were busy at our second favorite pasttime on our deck when a 5 inch (baby) tarantula climbed over the banister. the good news - i moved him before my fiancee had a heart attack. the bad news is they live forever and migrate each year in the exact same manner.

what ya think - do i kill it or smoke it out???
 
haha second favorite pasttime? whats the first? hmm i try not to kill spiders i see but tarantulas are a little different than the normal house spider. i say get him stoned
 
sb101 said:
haha second favorite pasttime? whats the first?
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i am a healthy heterosexual male- i think about my favorite pastime every 8 seconds. unfortunately, my second favorite hobby makes me forget half the 8 second reminders
 
ahahah got it. for some reason i had the two switched up.

wondering why you'd have sex on your porch
 
kill that spider... he was video taping you doin the dirty. and it was gonna upload the video in the internet.

kill em!



lol
 
sb101 said:
haha second favorite pasttime? whats the first? hmm i try not to kill spiders i see but tarantulas are a little different than the normal house spider. i say get him stoned
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fukdapolice said:
kill that spider... he was video taping you doin the dirty. and it was gonna upload the video in the internet.
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my bad for unclear post - favorite pasttime is exploring the wonders of my fiancee - second favorite pasttime is smoking out.
 
he's a male, and the males migrate when they are sexually mature, and usually die after mating. in addition to that, they are actually quite a rare find and I would be happy that I found one. let him go.
 
Just make sure you let him go! it may be his only chance in life to get what you and your fiancee get to do!
 
i'm tellin ya, you don't have to think about aanything, it just flows.

oh and your cock stays as hard as a fucking bong man.
 
spider update - so, my fiancee couldn;t live with a tarantula. so i picked up the critter with a broom and started carrying him away from the house but i was more than a little baked. got him to a bannister and decided walking in complete darkness with a spider headed down the broom was a stupid idea so i put the end of the broom onto the bannister. in a second i hear this splat 20 ft below me. the damn critter had missed the balcony.
 
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