Come get BAKED with Yessica...

Yeah, must be the Canada vs. Maine thing.

NoSwagBag said:

Yeah, must be the Canada vs. Maine thing.

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Ooooooh - you're EAST coast isn't quite as EAST as our EAST coast...

No big deal...

hahahaha - I've been to Main - Skiing a long time ago!

Do you remember the Mountain?

NoSwagBag said:

Do you remember the Mountain?

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Not even a little bit.

I was 10 or 11.

It was pretty!

Did you eat some Lobstah?

NoSwagBag said:

Did you eat some Lobstah?

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Probably - my parents are Canadian East-Coasters...

There is always room for LOBSTA!

Went to St. Steven and St. John quite a bit when I was in College. Drinking age in USA-21, drinking age in Canada-18 (at least it was at the time)

NoSwagBag said:

Went to St. Steven and St. John quite a bit when I was in College. Drinking age in USA-21, drinking age in Canada-18 (at least it was at the time)

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Nowsies it's 19!

EDIT: except in Quebec.

Ever been to Montreal? They have the most "strippers-per-capita" of anywhere in the world, I think.

hahaha

Nope. I havent been to a strip club in 10 years.

NoSwagBag said:

Nope. I havent been to a strip club in 10 years.

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I haven't been to one in Montreal since - oh like 2002?

But - I kinda like them - on vacation.

Not when the strippies look sad. I like it when they are WONDERFUL dancers and athletes and they are making a FURK load of money.

In Montreal - they be ballin.

THIS girl - I would pay to see - it's so fucking mind-bottling what she can do...

Super Woman

NoSwagBag said:

Super Woman

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I know!

And you NEVER know where you're going to see them.

In about....ooooh 2005, I was in a VERY small town in Ontario called Kasuscascing (spelling is WAY off I think).

I went with a coworker to the local strip club, looking for some Weed (we had run out).

No weed at this strip club, and actually the WORST strippers I had ever seen. They looked like they were in the 2nd trimester or something.

BUT THEN....this "feature" from Montreal came out. She did "carido-stripping". One armed cartwheels, spinnies on the pole - and her smile was infectious. Plus, she actually appeared to LIKE what she was doing.

I think some strippers, are forced into a life they didn't want and get stuck there.

BUT THE ONES WHO CHOOSE IT - they are fucking awesome!

I dated an awesome stripper from San Fran! I'd fly commuter flights up from LA.

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I dated an awesome stripper from San Fran! I'd fly commuter flights up from LA.

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And their bodies are from outer space!

I had a stripper friend, who would make about 5000 a week in tips. She had a daughter, didn't do hard drugs, and rarely partied with the rest of the girls.

She was also full of piercings, covered in tattoos, and hot as Ballz.

She was doing it right!

Actually, come to think of it, she looked A LOT like a Suicide Girl. I totes forgot about those hot-as-fuck women....



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Oooops - do I need to take that last one down? I didn't even see that little nip slip.

Yessica... said:

And their bodies are from outer space!

I had a stripper friend, who would make about 5000 a week in tips. She had a daughter, didn't do hard drugs, and rarely partied with the rest of the girls.

She was also full of piercings, covered in tattoos, and hot as Ballz.

She was doing it right!

Actually, come to think of it, she looked A LOT like a Suicide Girl. I totes forgot about those hot-as-fuck women....

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so...ur not straight or? lol

ErieR33FER said:

so...ur not straight or? lol

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I have a boyfriend, who I will remain faithful to until the end of time...

BUT - I think chicks are fucking hot - and I always will.

I don't just HAVE to stick my tongue in them or anything. I don't have a penis - I can control my urges...

hahahaha

Yessica... said:

And their bodies are from outer space!

I had a stripper friend, who would make about 5000 a week in tips. She had a daughter, didn't do hard drugs, and rarely partied with the rest of the girls.

She was also full of piercings, covered in tattoos, and hot as Ballz.

She was doing it right!

Actually, come to think of it, she looked A LOT like a Suicide Girl. I totes forgot about those hot-as-fuck women....


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Ooooops - here's a more PG version of that last one...

I could do this.................

Da Mann said:

I could do this.................

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You're gonna get me in TROUBLE!!!!