Complete the story . .

So here is what you do I will type a paragraph and leave it open for you to continue the story . . . .

Here is mine to start:

I'm so crazy high right now I'm not even sure people will understand. I'm trying to get someone to go to vegas with cause the chick I was gonna go with ditched me for a new guy . . . .

with a 10x larger dick then me.

So I decided to put on some music and smoke a J . . .

when all of a sudden freddy krueger comes out of nowhere and says....

"I am crazy and have knives and shit on my hands" Then Jesus appears and they start to battle . . .

then freddy slashes jesus in the throat and cuts his eyes out and shoves them in his ears. Jesus just...

resurrects himself and begins kicking freddy's ass with his steel toed boots . . .

aint enough to handle the shit freddy was bringin when all micheal jackson came out of no where and came on freddy and said "just a little jesus juice" thats when freddy...

Giant wooden cross! Freddy's head explodes and Jesus banishes him to hell. Jesus hops on his Harley motorcycle and...

flipped his wig and turned into a tractor and ran Micheal down...

Micheal uses little boys as a human shield from the jesus tractor however. A hippie lights a J and watches all the action. . .

however, the hippie finds himself too close to the action, and gets run over by the jesus tractor. Dropping his joint, Jesus seizes the opportunity to retrieve it. He lights it up, and then...

gets extremely high because it was some ogkush, he finishes the joint in .5 seconds and......

floats back to heaven where he chills with Hendirix and Einstien . . . .

While all the rest of us down here suffer...