Confessions

joe macclennan said:

I confess to liking bright lamps very bright lamps

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I like Amber lamps.

[video=youtube;0h9zJtYyjKE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h9zJtYyjKE[/video]

I like the taste of slightly burnt popcorn. So if you guys ever come over and we eat popcorn, I'll apologize that it accidentally got burnt, but really it was intentional.

i used to take all the cookies out of the lunches for my fdc and tell them they were out as i tried to keep thirty cookies from spewing forth.

neosapien said:

I like the taste of slightly burnt popcorn. So if you guys ever come over and we eat popcorn, I'll apologize that it accidentally got burnt, but really it was intentional.

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me too….and the ones that don't pop all the way, and if THEY are burnt, oh baybee

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I like Amber lamps.

[video=youtube;0h9zJtYyjKE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0h9zJtYyjKE[/video]

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lol, OH he leakin... bring da ambalamps lol

pretty funny pretty funny

another confession........

I hold my wife to unreachable expectations but don't abide by the same standards

GreatwhiteNorth said:

I like wearing them like a hat.

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Used to think I was the only one. Turns out to be fairly common.

I'm still talking to my ex.. its very unhealthy.

Indagrow said:

I'm still talking to my ex.. its very unhealthy.

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She sounds toxic bro.

Brain Weevil? That's not a thing is it?

I have done many many many many stupid things, difficult to choose one, but I would say having an affair. That is just not something you do to someone.

Broken trust.
It sux on both sides of the fence on that one.

When I was 12 I found my mom's dildo and started using it. We were very religious so when I left some shit on it and she saw it and confronted me, I told her I was using it on the dog so I wouldn't have to tell her I was using it.

Nether Region said:

When I was 12 I found my mom's dildo and started using it. We were very religious so when I left some shit on it and she saw it and confronted me, I told her I was using it on the dog so I wouldn't have to tell her I was using it.

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Hahahahahah, wonder if your mom ever used again, heheheh. I got the fright of my life when my mom whipped her one out one day, it's just not something you want to know, I tried to poke out my third eye, didn't work.

....sometimes I lick her butthole, and she loves it.




Sometimes she's still asleep though.

rowlman said:

....sometimes I lick her butthole, and she loves it.




Sometimes she's still asleep though.

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Bwahahahahahahahahha

Then there's that "Penny" taste.

Then theres that whiskey.