Cop in my backyard

lickalotapus

lickalotapus

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So the other night there was a break and enter In my st a couple of houses up , and the cops were looking for the offenders who were apparently hiding in backyards , so it's 4am and I had just got home from a big night out and my crazy little jack Russell is going ape shit in the backyard barking ,growling and attacking this cop , who's waving his torch around everywhere trying to get the dog of his legs ant telling me to get the dog of him , so I ask him what the fuck are you in my backyard for , and he says he's looking for robbers and he was just having a look around so I told him to get out and il have a look around trying to distract him away from the male plant in the garden next to him which I'm keeping for pollen.
Scared the fuck out of me , thought I was getting raided , moral of the story get a big dog and a lock on your gate .
Btw does anyone know if I could of been prosecuted if he seen the plant?
 
see4

see4

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lickalotapus said:
Opening my gate and coming in my backyard without a warrant tho?
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It all depends. If they can see something in plane sight or have suspicion (with cause), they can walk into your backyard. However, they may not simply walk into your home. They need a warrant for that. Unless they suspect or know the law is being broken at that moment.
 
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gioua

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got mad when I read the line.. " so it's 4am and I had just got home" I was thinking this is the time I am awake...

my fear would not have been the replaceable plants but the dumb ass cop kicking my dog or spraying it with pepper spray..
 
Carne Seca

Carne Seca

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lickalotapus said:
So the other night there was a break and enter In my st a couple of houses up , and the cops were looking for the offenders who were apparently hiding in backyards , so it's 4am and I had just got home from a big night out and my crazy little jack Russell is going ape shit in the backyard barking ,growling and attacking this cop , who's waving his torch around everywhere trying to get the dog of his legs ant telling me to get the dog of him , so I ask him what the fuck are you in my backyard for , and he says he's looking for robbers and he was just having a look around so I told him to get out and il have a look around trying to distract him away from the male plant in the garden next to him which I'm keeping for pollen.
Scared the fuck out of me , thought I was getting raided , moral of the story get a big dog and a lock on your gate .
Btw does anyone know if I could of been prosecuted if he seen the plant?
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Consider yourself lucky you didn't have a large dog. He would have shot it.
 
beardo

beardo

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lickalotapus said:
Opening my gate and coming in my backyard without a warrant tho?
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Ha Ha!!!
I hope you were trying to be funny.
Don't you know the rules?
In the USA they don't need a warrant, they can do whatever they want, you are just a slave on this plantation.
They can break into your home and take what they want they can touch your cock and balls and finger your ass and they can beat or shoot you if they want, and there is nothing you can do about it if you are a regular person.
Just be happy he wasn't looking for some time off or he could have killed you and gotten a paid vacation.
 
lickalotapus

lickalotapus

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beardo said:
Ha Ha!!!
I hope you were trying to be funny.
Don't you know the rules?
In the USA they don't need a warrant, they can do whatever they want, you are just a slave on this plantation.
They can break into your home and take what they want they can touch your cock and balls and finger your ass and they can beat or shoot you if they want, and there is nothing you can do about it if you are a regular person.
Just be happy he wasn't looking for some time off or he could have killed you and gotten a paid vacation.
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I live in Australia
 
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