Cops.

So I am pursuing a career in criminal justice ( everyone run and hide). Today I realized how....to put it plainly...dumb most police officers are. I watch DEA and swat sometimes and the just pulled out a THC testing kit to "make sure the substance is in fact marijuana"....are you fucking serious....money is really being wasted on that shit.

Oh, and the other day my friend was pulled over by 4 detectives and searched. He drives a white work van and when asked to leave the car he grabbed his cooler to sit on....little did the police know it was filled with 2 pounds. When they found nothing they said he was free to go...never even questioned the cooler.

It just sickens me that people are hired to "protect and serve" yet i know more about half the shit they see everyday....kind of a backwards way to work if you ask me....

just some bong thoughts

Law Enforcement has a prerequisite for people to not be too intelligent. That is a fact.

I know individuals who desperately wanted into law enforcement, took the exam, and scored too high.

lightbox said:

So I am pursuing a career in criminal justice ( everyone run and hide). Today I realized how....to put it plainly...dumb most police officers are. I watch DEA and swat sometimes and the just pulled out a THC testing kit to "make sure the substance is in fact marijuana"....are you fucking serious....money is really being wasted on that shit.

Oh, and the other day my friend was pulled over by 4 detectives and searched. He drives a white work van and when asked to leave the car he grabbed his cooler to sit on....little did the police know it was filled with 2 pounds. When they found nothing they said he was free to go...never even questioned the cooler.

It just sickens me that people are hired to "protect and serve" yet i know more about half the shit they see everyday....kind of a backwards way to work if you ask me....

just some bong thoughts

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1. it sounds a little suspicious that your friend is gettin pulled over by 4 detectives. maybe hes bein watched?

2. what kind of dumbass detectives dont check the cooler?! lol

Luger187 said:

1. it sounds a little suspicious that your friend is gettin pulled over by 4 detectives. maybe hes bein watched?

2. what kind of dumbass detectives dont check the cooler?! lol

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ya he was on a watch list, my friend was questioned in the police station a few days before and saw a list of himself and 6 other friends who he deals to lol....mad dumb

lightbox said:

ya he was on a watch list, my friend was questioned in the police station a few days before and saw a list of himself and 6 other friends who he deals to lol....mad dumb

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Maybe it's time your friend moves towns...somewhere he doesn't have heat. Only a matter of time..

haha thats funny those silly pigs yea some of them are pretty alright though if u show them respect i hope im not on a watch list

Why do they wast sooo much fucking tax payer's money going after pot!!!????? WTF! View attachment 1534415and not just here... http://www.tokeofthetown.com/2010/04/new_zealand_sweep_targets_cannabis_cultivation_ind.php

good stuff. cops here aren't too bright, either. i once cracked a completely irrelevant joke during an "incident" and the stupid pig didn't get it and thought i was talking shit and got all bad cop on us. about the test kit, that shit cracks me up too, but i can see why they need it. a lot of them are total drug virgins and think they know what's up based on their silly little busts in their tiny towns or neighborhoods. i don't think even 3% of cops around here would even know what to think if they found some bho or something. i lol'd so hard at the cooler story. it's completely typical. i had a friend go through some shit a few years ago because he had fucking melatonin (natural sleeping aid) in a baggie that he just took from my house. cops never found the 8th under the seat but they found the fucking bag of melatonin in the visor and tried to "make an example" of the dude. fucking LOL.

I have partied with some cops and while they may not partake, they like to make sure the ladies have a good time lol.

I've been given a lot of tickets for driving as well so being female is not always an easy out but if you're partying with a group of cops, you don't have to worry about getting busted. That's always a nice thing. Plus they seem to have connections. One of my best friends is a cop but I would never bring anthing illegal around him, I wouldn't want to get him in any trouble. The cops I've partied with were random people I met at bars and whatnot, not friends. This is when I was single, guess that was a given...

the reason they do the thc test i had thought was pretty obvious.. they need to do so for when peps go to court.. if they didn't someone could simply say its some of that legal bud or what have you, and unless the poo poo test it, there is no real evidence of it being an illegal substance..

years ago, i got pulled over in my own driveway for my car radio being too loud.. i was coming home from a 14 hour shift, and had my stereo on loud to keep me from falling asleep on the drive home.. i was like two blocks from my house when i saw the piggy in my rearview, and when i backed into my driveway and turned my car off and was walking into my house, he pulls up and blocks the drive and says... your radio is a lil loud isn't it?? i'm all tired and couldn't believe this douche had nothing better to do then bitch about me radio which was now off and i wasn't even in my car, so i got a lil shitty with the douche, and was all like... yah, and?? well, piggy didn't like that much.. like two minutes later he gets back up, and i'm all, yah, you better call the whole squad over here, my radio was blaring... he looked at me like he wanted to rip my head off.. well, my mom sees all of the commotion and comes out to see what was up, and she comes over and grabs my lunch baggy thingy that i always take to work that had my bowl and a nice sized bag of weed in it and walks it into the house... i had to laugh my ass off at how slick the old fucking lady was, and i then got really ignorant knowing that mom just walked away with all of the evidence... finally, the piggy says to me.. i wasn't going to write you a tix till you called me a jerkoff... so, i all say.. i didn't call you a jerkoff yet, you jerkoff... the $300 fine i ended up paying was soooo worth it just to call that piece of shit a jerkoff... i know that fucker had wanted to lock me up, and if me mom hadn't walked away with my weed and bowl right under their nose, they may have had something to really bust me for, lmao...

If you ask me 90% of people are stupid

Testing a substance is for litigation purposes. They can't just say a bag full of marijuana without testing it as proof.

Maybe you should study more.

see4 said:

Law Enforcement has a prerequisite for people to not be too intelligent. That is a fact.

I know individuals who desperately wanted into law enforcement, took the exam, and scored too high.

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BS the people who can't make it as a cop are the ones who work in prisons.