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peacemane420

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no it doesnt make you a pussy dude! if you love her then you will make sacrifices for her to show her you love her. its a beautiful thing =)
you are a lucky man!
 

323cheezy

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thats not pussy ....i give props to anyone who can go without cheeb.... plus if your a father it would be the right thing too do....
 

DevilDogg3103

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no it doesnt make you a pussy dude! if you love her then you will make sacrifices for her to show her you love her. its a beautiful thing =)
you are a lucky man!

Thats what i said. i mean i don't want to stop but i know that when we have kids i don't want to be playing with them and then just forget what the hell i was doing. lol. i don't want to be watching him/her and fuck up and hurt him/her. you know?
 

323cheezy

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if your all into threesomes and get mad chicks...and are all tatted up...dont get married yet....just enjoy being single... maybe you still have some other thing you wanna get out of your system...bfore.... besides threres plenty of girls out there....

damn peace you beat me ...lol
 

Stoney McFried

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You do what you gotta do, but someone who tries to change you...eh, never mind.
I don't know what it is about white girls,they love latin guys around here. its awesome and i'm a former Marine (hints the name) so that helps out alot cause i'm in shape and all tatted up. anyways. life is great. everyday i smoke a blunt and or a bowl and always come home to a meal.The only problem is that she doesn't like me growing or smokin but she knows that it helps me with my medical condition and wounds. Sorry people but i promised her yesterday that when she gets pregnant i will stop everything. Does that make me a pussy?
 

DevilDogg3103

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if your all into threesomes and get mad chicks...and are all tatted up...dont get married yet....just enjoy being single... maybe you still have some other thing you wanna get out of your system...bfore.... besides threres plenty of girls out there....

damn peace you beat me ...lol

Well you see, i was in the Marines. So i've been everywhere and have had sex with almost every race. i'm done. i'm only 21 but after being in Iraq for a total of about 3 years you start to think of the important things and me being infantry, you start to think of the things you are fighting for. and she is diffently worth fighting for and marrying. You'll find that out soon enough. I was just pushed forward in the way i think of life and my love for nature and people changed. P.S i'm fucking baked and i smell her cooking something but it smell fuckin awesome
 

Stoney McFried

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I was gonna say that...but it seemed like too much effort, cuz then there would be disagreeing, and I'd have to explain my position, and then there'd be a long ass conversation...and that seemed like too much effort.:mrgreen:
someone who tries to change you shoudl get tha fuckin boot!
they need to love you for you...not for who they want you to be.
 

peacemane420

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Well you see, i was in the Marines. So i've been everywhere and have had sex with almost every race. i'm done. i'm only 21 but after being in Iraq for a total of about 3 years you start to think of the important things and me being infantry, you start to think of the things you are fighting for. and she is diffently worth fighting for and marrying. You'll find that out soon enough. I was just pushed forward in the way i think of life and my love for nature and people changed. P.S i'm fucking baked and i smell her cooking something but it smell fuckin awesome

id say you are a very lucky man
yea my man loves that i cook bomb ass food as well lol
 

sugaryDAVE

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hello i once did it under our family christmas tree haha it got pretty crazy kicking and pushing lil little sisters presents out the way wile listening to jingle bells haha
 

KaliSmok3

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hell yeah man i took 4 or 5 cooking classes in high school and my boyfriend LOOOVES my cooking. he doesn't even know how long to put popcorn in for, poor guy lol
haha. thats about as bad as my gf. she tried to cook noodles in the microwave and fucked it up. lmao. i was like....umm before you try and cook me anything your learning from my mama haha.
 

DevilDogg3103

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My bestfriend growing up,Ashley, couldn't even boil eggs. her mom told her to boil some eggs cause we were making something that i can't remember and when i turned around to see how they were looking she had cracked the eggs into the boiling water. lol. one of the funniest things that i had ever seen.
 

DevilDogg3103

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And i made the promise to quit,she didn't ask me to. I'm gonna do it for me and my future kids when the time comes. But until then i'm toking
 

xmissxaliex

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haha. thats about as bad as my gf. she tried to cook noodles in the microwave and fucked it up. lmao. i was like....umm before you try and cook me anything your learning from my mama haha.


aww lol colin too, he made that ramen in a cup, but not enough water, and it was weird looking and he just looked at me all innocent and sad and i felt so bad but at the same time it was soo funny. so i made him some chicken alfredo and he smashed the whole thing!
 

KaliSmok3

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aww lol colin too, he made that ramen in a cup, but not enough water, and it was weird looking and he just looked at me all innocent and sad and i felt so bad but at the same time it was soo funny. so i made him some chicken alfredo and he smashed the whole thing!
ROFL. thats what she did. ramen in tha cup and didnt add ANY water. my house smelt like nasty burnt noodles all day.:neutral: i had to pine the smell out haha.:joint:
 
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