Crazy Sex Stories. No Fake Stories Please.

peacemane420

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hell yeah man i took 4 or 5 cooking classes in high school and my boyfriend LOOOVES my cooking. he doesn't even know how long to put popcorn in for, poor guy lol
i dunno cookin just came natural to me lol it started with scrambled eggs when i was 7 and i was cookin steak on the grill by age 10 hahaahah!
cookin is my love! i want to be a chef but i dont want to go to school for it lol
 

KaliSmok3

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well how bout you two love cookin so much, come cook for me!

breakfast i want pancakes, eggs, bacon, ham, and hash browns.
lunch i want something good i usually dont eat lunch...
dinner i want a BIG steak-medium, half rack of bbq ribs, baked potatoe and maybe some chocolate mouse cake for dessert.

think you guys can handle that? lol
 

peacemane420

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well how bout you two love cookin so much, come cook for me!

breakfast i want pancakes, eggs, bacon, ham, and hash browns.
lunch i want something good i usually dont eat lunch...
dinner i want a BIG steak-medium, half rack of bbq ribs, baked potatoe and maybe some chocolate mouse cake for dessert.

think you guys can handle that? lol

yea nigga i got that shit!
i dunno bout the mouse tho... that consistinsy is hard to get tho
 

Louis541

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well if you guys are bored i got another story thats kinda funny.



this one time me n my g/f went to our local lake to swim there was a bunch of people swimming at this beach part with sand n stuff. we went out to the end of the swimming area and just acted like we were floating there together but we were actually boning there beside other people swimming. THEY DIDNT EVEN KNO ...LOL so i busted a nut and it floated to the surface of the water. we freaked out and started swimming away from it (yeah i know, fuckin nasty) then we left. thats probably my only crazy story that i know of for right now.
I've tried to have sex in the ocean, but I couldn't pull it off because I had like a foot and a half on her so I had to hold her up, and the waves were crashin pretty hard that day. KEpt gettin salt in the face. I like to think I'm a trooper when it comes to sex but I told her look, either we go up to the shore or I'm puttin my pants on. She was scared someone was gonna end up comin to our part of the beach so I didn't get to finish ti'll when I took her back to my place in the shower.
 

SmokinBong83

Active Member
Now I've never done it on a Sunday in a church, but I've done it on the second story of a church when it was being built, in a cemetary, just off the railroad tracks, and an abandoned house....all within a 4-5 block radius. That was when I was 17.

OK, I just thought of one. First time I had smoked ice (staying up isn't my thing; I love sleep). It'll have to wait until I go pick up my pit from the vet. Poor baby has sugery yesterday.

Jennifer
 

victron

Active Member
i gots a new one!!

well this happened on thursday, [ this is back story][ i really like this guy named sam he is a fucking sexy boy with a matching ego, he is the kind of guy boy wish they were for reall, he is a damn animal in bed, but ill get to that] sam and i were in his sweet ass disconnected garage that has an upstairs with a sitting area, so his friends and i smoke a blunt with im, it was so great. but other than that, i was so damn horney, swo when it was my turn to get a shot gun, i rubbed my hand on his dick thru his jeans, haha. then we exchanged smoke thru a kiss. after th blunt was dubbed a dunzo roach, he pretty much forced his friends to leave haha. and i followed him into his room, and before i could dropp my purse and take off my sweater, he says " ive been waiting to do this" ahhh! and he grabbs my face and we make out like we never have before haha, hard core kissing is what i call it haha. but any ways, his bed was right there, we start stripping each other haha, all crazy like. and we whent thru 4 positions {doggy first,side ways, spooning, then missionary} before i came, he was doing all the work haha, so i turned the tables and got on cowgirl and started grinding. mind you tis is all going in fast motion, so im sweaty and he is sweaty, so slippery, i fuck him hard and long then he goes down on me with out me asking [ i love a guy with initative :D] and i came again, in his mouth, haha so good!, i was like its your turn, so i start sucking his dick and playing with is balls haha, that shit gets him off, he has long hair so i pull it the whole time:) he loves that too, i bite his nipples, give him a belly hicky, and then he pulls out, and says i want to cum on your tits, haha i love that! [ no swallowing, grooses me out unless the guy likes it :)] i play with my pussy in front of his dick, then he shoots all over my stomach and tits haha. then [ this is the kinky part] he spells out his name SAM in his own sperm, the whole while im breathing all hard and i cant stop giggling!
then he licks his finger, and says mm tasty! no joke lol, this is why we are fuck buddies.

i like sam lots!
i ll give you sexuall updates about or sexcapades later :D
 

ALX420

Well-Known Member
i gots a new one!!

well this happened on thursday, [ this is back story][ i really like this guy named sam he is a fucking sexy boy with a matching ego, he is the kind of guy boy wish they were for reall, he is a damn animal in bed, but ill get to that] sam and i were in his sweet ass disconnected garage that has an upstairs with a sitting area, so his friends and i smoke a blunt with im, it was so great. but other than that, i was so damn horney, swo when it was my turn to get a shot gun, i rubbed my hand on his dick thru his jeans, haha. then we exchanged smoke thru a kiss. after th blunt was dubbed a dunzo roach, he pretty much forced his friends to leave haha. and i followed him into his room, and before i could dropp my purse and take off my sweater, he says " ive been waiting to do this" ahhh! and he grabbs my face and we make out like we never have before haha, hard core kissing is what i call it haha. but any ways, his bed was right there, we start stripping each other haha, all crazy like. and we whent thru 4 positions {doggy first,side ways, spooning, then missionary} before i came, he was doing all the work haha, so i turned the tables and got on cowgirl and started grinding. mind you tis is all going in fast motion, so im sweaty and he is sweaty, so slippery, i fuck him hard and long then he goes down on me with out me asking [ i love a guy with initative :D] and i came again, in his mouth, haha so good!, i was like its your turn, so i start sucking his dick and playing with is balls haha, that shit gets him off, he has long hair so i pull it the whole time:) he loves that too, i bite his nipples, give him a belly hicky, and then he pulls out, and says i want to cum on your tits, haha i love that! [ no swallowing, grooses me out unless the guy likes it :)] i play with my pussy in front of his dick, then he shoots all over my stomach and tits haha. then [ this is the kinky part] he spells out his name SAM in his own sperm, the whole while im breathing all hard and i cant stop giggling!
then he licks his finger, and says mm tasty! no joke lol, this is why we are fuck buddies.

i like sam lots!
i ll give you sexuall updates about or sexcapades later :D
YES!



i love it.
sounds like my thursday night.;-)
but i am not as colorful story teller as you vic.
i love this thread!
 

Danky^dank

Well-Known Member
i gots a new one!!

well this happened on thursday, [ this is back story][ i really like this guy named sam he is a fucking sexy boy with a matching ego, he is the kind of guy boy wish they were for reall, he is a damn animal in bed, but ill get to that] sam and i were in his sweet ass disconnected garage that has an upstairs with a sitting area, so his friends and i smoke a blunt with im, it was so great. but other than that, i was so damn horney, swo when it was my turn to get a shot gun, i rubbed my hand on his dick thru his jeans, haha. then we exchanged smoke thru a kiss. after th blunt was dubbed a dunzo roach, he pretty much forced his friends to leave haha. and i followed him into his room, and before i could dropp my purse and take off my sweater, he says " ive been waiting to do this" ahhh! and he grabbs my face and we make out like we never have before haha, hard core kissing is what i call it haha. but any ways, his bed was right there, we start stripping each other haha, all crazy like. and we whent thru 4 positions {doggy first,side ways, spooning, then missionary} before i came, he was doing all the work haha, so i turned the tables and got on cowgirl and started grinding. mind you tis is all going in fast motion, so im sweaty and he is sweaty, so slippery, i fuck him hard and long then he goes down on me with out me asking [ i love a guy with initative :D] and i came again, in his mouth, haha so good!, i was like its your turn, so i start sucking his dick and playing with is balls haha, that shit gets him off, he has long hair so i pull it the whole time:) he loves that too, i bite his nipples, give him a belly hicky, and then he pulls out, and says i want to cum on your tits, haha i love that! [ no swallowing, grooses me out unless the guy likes it :)] i play with my pussy in front of his dick, then he shoots all over my stomach and tits haha. then [ this is the kinky part] he spells out his name SAM in his own sperm, the whole while im breathing all hard and i cant stop giggling!
then he licks his finger, and says mm tasty! no joke lol, this is why we are fuck buddies.

i like sam lots!
i ll give you sexuall updates about or sexcapades later :D
wow that was a good one hands down!!!:hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump::hump:
 

Stoney McFried

Well-Known Member
Dear penthouse......
i gots a new one!!

well this happened on thursday, [ this is back story][ i really like this guy named sam he is a fucking sexy boy with a matching ego, he is the kind of guy boy wish they were for reall, he is a damn animal in bed, but ill get to that] sam and i were in his sweet ass disconnected garage that has an upstairs with a sitting area, so his friends and i smoke a blunt with im, it was so great. but other than that, i was so damn horney, swo when it was my turn to get a shot gun, i rubbed my hand on his dick thru his jeans, haha. then we exchanged smoke thru a kiss. after th blunt was dubbed a dunzo roach, he pretty much forced his friends to leave haha. and i followed him into his room, and before i could dropp my purse and take off my sweater, he says " ive been waiting to do this" ahhh! and he grabbs my face and we make out like we never have before haha, hard core kissing is what i call it haha. but any ways, his bed was right there, we start stripping each other haha, all crazy like. and we whent thru 4 positions {doggy first,side ways, spooning, then missionary} before i came, he was doing all the work haha, so i turned the tables and got on cowgirl and started grinding. mind you tis is all going in fast motion, so im sweaty and he is sweaty, so slippery, i fuck him hard and long then he goes down on me with out me asking [ i love a guy with initative :D] and i came again, in his mouth, haha so good!, i was like its your turn, so i start sucking his dick and playing with is balls haha, that shit gets him off, he has long hair so i pull it the whole time:) he loves that too, i bite his nipples, give him a belly hicky, and then he pulls out, and says i want to cum on your tits, haha i love that! [ no swallowing, grooses me out unless the guy likes it :)] i play with my pussy in front of his dick, then he shoots all over my stomach and tits haha. then [ this is the kinky part] he spells out his name SAM in his own sperm, the whole while im breathing all hard and i cant stop giggling!
then he licks his finger, and says mm tasty! no joke lol, this is why we are fuck buddies.

i like sam lots!
i ll give you sexuall updates about or sexcapades later :D
 
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