Describe your last fart...

Glad I was sitting on the mode when I made my last fart.

Because SCIENCE.

I thought I would shite my pants. But alas, it was not to happen. It all just continued how it usually goes. And youre all bastards. Real greasy cunts. Is this the type of shit you people use to get through your days?

I have one last chunk of business


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eat that taco?

Steve French said:

I thought I would shite my pants. But alas, it was not to happen. It all just continued how it usually goes. And youre all bastards. Real greasy cunts. Is this the type of shit you people use to get through your days?

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yes sir
I dont care how old and responsible I get I still like fart jokes and dick picts

He's half Portuguese though. And the other half Scottish. 100% Canadian though - born here.

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Oi! Lose that half Portuguese and go with a full fledged one like your spiritual lover! Once you go Portuguese youll feel right at ease.

KLITE said:

Oi! Lose that half Portuguese and go with a full fledged one like your spiritual lover! Once you go Portuguese youll feel right at ease.

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Hey there

I love your NATA


Is it true that "pork chop" was/ is a negative derogatory slang about the Portuguese? hahahah fuck - I've heard @mainliner come up with better burns than that...

Ok, maybe I haven't....

Yessica... said:

Hey there
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I love your NATA
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Is it true that "pork chop" was/ is a negative derogatory slang about the Portuguese? hahahah fuck - I've heard @mainliner come up with better burns than that...

Ok, maybe I haven't....

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pills will cure the pain of sillyness yessy

mainliner said:

pills will cure the pain of sillyness yessy

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a razor blade will cure your pain mainliner

Dyna Ryda said:

a razor blade will cure your pain mainliner

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tried it , failed

I mean seriously GB? A thread about describing your last fart? No wonder you were clamoring for updates from me last week...brother you need to come out and visit me or something when you get time. You need a few days at JRok Manor for sure. Wet Tshirt contests not unusual....killer smoke not unusual...pretty much a fantasy land at times...ya it's truly that good. And JRok is my alter ego amongst my friends. I get to be a cocky self absorbed megaloegomanic

Yessica... said:

Because SCIENCE.
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Mine was

irish4:20 said:

Mine was

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First sexy fart we have had on here!