Do You Ever Hang Out With Those Smokers Who Just ....

...Piss you off with their bull shit !! such as ...
A.When you spark a blunt all of a sudden someone in yor group decides they aint trying to smoke no MO!? As i say " WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?WHAT-IS-UP-WITH-THAT!??"
B.Or how about one smoker homie is really stonded and they keep yawnin they head off making you wanna hit the bed too....
C.You hit your stoned limit , youre stuck to the poit of no return, n a sucka is trying to make you drive em .....NOT HAPPENIN ...

You got any ?.......

When all your buddies are fine smoking your joints for years but they never buy it, then you lose your job and havn't bought any in months and all of a sudden you get a text from your dealer asking if you want any, you ask your buddies if any of them want to split on an ounce and they all just look around at each other. Happened to me last night and really got me upset.

zigginanzaggin said:

When all your buddies are fine smoking your joints for years but they never buy it, then you lose your job and havn't bought any in months and all of a sudden you get a text from your dealer asking if you want any, you ask your buddies if any of them want to split on an ounce and they all just look around at each other. Happened to me last night and really got me upset.

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scavengers are probably the only thing that pisses me off ill share with whoever you just dont keep calling asking me everyday to burn with you or when I come over to smoke with one of my buddys and some of his friends call him and ask to come chill and they end up coming over with a bunch of people and no bud trying to smoke on my ish

Lol great thread. My problems are:

1] The Blunt Abuser. The guy who says "Hey, let me twist that blunt", and then proceeds to roll the loosest, shitiest burning blunt EVER. And then tries to apologize for it like it never happens or they say this: "Nah Man, it wasent me. The cigar was stale"....BULLSHIT

2] The Baby Sitter. This is the guy who you pass the blunt to and they go to talking. 15 minutes later AND THE GREEN HAS NOT MOVED. It finally gets to point where you have to interupt Mr.Chatterbox: "Damn Homie, You Mind if we smoke wit you?"

3] The Triath-chron. This is the fucker who gets stoned and wants to do stuff like run and hike. "Hey guys, lets go bike riding". Me: "Fool Im high, Im bout to eat a DiGiorno and play Guitar Hero".

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The Scavenger--(Never Has weed, but hes always high...weird)

The Lightweight--(1 hitter quitter)

The Vacuum--(Human black hole)

The Giggler--(Hehehehehehehehehe, Im so high)

The Muncher--(Dude, My house is not grocery store?)

The Wet Mouth--(Why is the blunt soggy?),

The Choker--(cough, cough, cough cou--SHUT THE FUCK UP!)

....OMG The List Goes on

Nope I only smoke with my wife. She's more than awesome...

I have problems with the Wet Mouf, and the Choker (more less the chronic Cougher who needs to "Go" get that shit checked out)

but it's the muthaf@#%$ N,Baby Sitter that burns the whole damn blunt up that needs to be Shot on Site...

Now the sad part, the BAby Sitter is the Wet Mouf and the Choker

blakkmask said:

Lol great thread. My problems are:

1] The Blunt Abuser. The guy who says "Hey, let me twist that blunt", and then proceeds to roll the loosest, shitiest burning blunt EVER. And then tries to apologize for it like it never happens or they say this: "Nah Man, it wasent me. The cigar was stale"....BULLSHIT

2] The Baby Sitter. This is the guy who you pass the blunt to and they go to talking. 15 minutes later AND THE GREEN HAS NOT MOVED. It finally gets to point where you have to interupt Mr.Chatterbox: "Damn Homie, You Mind if we smoke wit you?"

3] The Triath-chron. This is the fucker who gets stoned and wants to do stuff like run and hike. "Hey guys, lets go bike riding". Me: "Fool Im high, Im bout to eat a DiGiorno and play Guitar Hero".

Not Mentioned:

The Scavenger--(Never Has weed, but hes always high...weird)

The Lightweight--(1 hitter quitter)

The Vacuum--(Human black hole)

The Giggler--(Hehehehehehehehehe, Im so high)

The Muncher--(Dude, My house is not grocery store?)

The Wet Mouth--(Why is the blunt soggy?),

The Choker--(cough, cough, cough cou--SHUT THE FUCK UP!)

....OMG The List Goes on

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Ring'n said:

Nope I only smoke with my wife. She's more than awesome...

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Agreed, bro. Although, occasionally I do venture into public. When I do, it's the baby-sitter that makes me want to go home again. That or the very rare, Spontaneous Puker, which I've unfortunately seen on a couple of occasions. This is the person who doesn't normally smoke much weed, hits your chronic and goes into a coughing fit that ends in them vomiting. It's really a buzz and party killer.

The "right way passer" pisses me off too. Standin in rotation with 6 heads and your left of the guy lighting it, thinking to your self "every one knows the pass it to left rule", then this dude hands it right, to the "baby sitter" then on to the "yuck mouth." then by the time the "Vaccum" hits it and its to the end of one round about, your teased by the sight and smell. Thanks Homie.

i got one of each in my session group... The worst ... The chocker...spot killerrrr!

blakkmask said:

lol great thread. My problems are:

1] the blunt abuser. The guy who says "hey, let me twist that blunt", and then proceeds to roll the loosest, shitiest burning blunt ever. And then tries to apologize for it like it never happens or they say this: "nah man, it wasent me. The cigar was stale"....bullshit

2] the baby sitter. This is the guy who you pass the blunt to and they go to talking. 15 minutes later and the green has not moved. It finally gets to point where you have to interupt mr.chatterbox: "damn homie, you mind if we smoke wit you?"

3] the triath-chron. This is the fucker who gets stoned and wants to do stuff like run and hike. "hey guys, lets go bike riding". Me: "fool im high, im bout to eat a digiorno and play guitar hero".

Not mentioned:

The scavenger--(never has weed, but hes always high...weird)

the lightweight--(1 hitter quitter)

the vacuum--(human black hole)

the giggler--(hehehehehehehehehe, im so high)

the muncher--(dude, my house is not grocery store?)

the wet mouth--(why is the blunt soggy?),

the choker--(cough, cough, cough cou--shut the fuck up!)

....omg the list goes on

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The babysitter is the one that pisses me off the most. Don't Bogart that joint my friend.

I have to admit to being a cougher myself. 40+ years of smoking shitloads of weed takes its toll. I need to learn to take smaller hits, but it is hard not to try and suck the bottom out of the bong. lol I need a vaporizer.

the c*nts who think that becaue they're stoned they can giggle and everything will be fine. you do not just dump a monnth of ash onto my white carpet and fucking laugh! and then not clean it up cus they're too high! (i have a good friend who has to be the clumsiest motherfucker, i actually really dislike him because of this little trait)

I run into these problems a lot, thats why its more fun just smoke with yah best bud and group smoking can get gay.....

i hate when someone torches on a lit bowl. corner hit it, please.

I got one it just happened 2 nights ago.

I had just smoked my last bowl of kindbuds with my buddy (who is ussually cool and matches with me and smokes plenty of blunts with me) was out and he was chilling with a kid me and him mutually hate for some reason.(he complains every day this dudes pissing him off) This dude is the biggest loser moocher scavenger you got the idea total bum havent seen him buy a bag in like 5 years or a pack a ciggarettes yet he still smokes both. ANYWAYS couple hours later my buddy wanted me to get him a 10 of some nice Snow Cap from cali so I drove the mother fucker 30 mins there 30 mins back took me an hour and I was out of gas. We get back to his place with the 0.7 I got for 10 for him. He packs a bowl with like 6 people in the circle I'm on his right and the douche bags on his left my homie lights up the bowl and mother fucker passes it to the left just to see that the ass hole on his left just fucking torches the whole fucking bowl the entire time. By the time the bowl got to me I ate shit and didnt get a hit and my girl friend didnt even get a chance to hit it. That just grinded my gears so bad I just fucking left and drank some captains.

I got it off my chest though I feel better.

fdd2blk said:

i hate when someone torches on a lit bowl. corner hit it, please.

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haha saw that post after i posted u pretty much said the same thing exept this dude I knew held the full on flame on it the whole time he hit it using the rush and all. He ruined huge portion of the rest of the weed.

Proper stoner ediquet should be praticed among all stoners. Sadly tis not a perfect world.

AutoGrower16 said:

scavengers are probably the only thing that pisses me off ill share with whoever you just dont keep calling asking me everyday to burn with you or when I come over to smoke with one of my buddys and some of his friends call him and ask to come chill and they end up coming over with a bunch of people and no bud trying to smoke on my ish

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I hate scrounges too

When I was growing up, I made the best zoot, I was always working so always had buds etc. Associates (I use that word because you realise the difference between friends and associates when you're growing up) would always be bumming off me. It would always be the same people too. I've never smoke anyone elses prison joints.

"Make a joint lad",

"2 tokes of that lad",

"on you lad".

Yeah I know it's a social herb, but it used to really piss me off.

I'm still learning lol, 22 and realising who my real mates are.

haha, prison joints, right on! i roll big, there is no other way of course, and when i share, i roll bigger cus i still want to get fucked up, so when it's their turn and they roll "one toothpick sized number" i just tell them to have it themselves. i'd like to believe people would be intelligent enough to think "hmmm, now why wouldn't he want any of this small joint, hmmmmmmmmm, aha! because what's the point"

but apparently society is NOT that intelligent!

in fl we dont smoke a lot of blunts cause they have a lot of nasty that can hurt you and tamper with your high in the long run.. i guess im lucky to have people around who all match me bong rips..

higher i said:

in fl we dont smoke a lot of blunts cause they have a lot of nasty that can hurt you and tamper with your high in the long run.. i guess im lucky to have people around who all match me bong rips..

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I don't smoke blunts anymore, just green in a skin, no one gets a go ha

higher i said:

in fl we dont smoke a lot of blunts cause they have a lot of nasty that can hurt you and tamper with your high in the long run.. i guess im lucky to have people around who all match me bong rips..

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Go to 64th St in Liberty City, Near The P & B Projects, Lots of blunts being chiefed there,