Does Quick Fix Work And How Fast Do They Ship

Fouralarm

Member
Hey everyone!

I am now pretty damn sure I am going to have to pass a drug test for a job at some point next week. I was wondering if anyone uses Quick Fix? I found a few threads where some people said it worked, but I just wanted to ask before I spent the money on it. Also, do I need the 2oz or 3 oz size? Gonna have to pawn some stuff so I just wanted to ask before I went through all that trouble. I am thinking of ordering it off the companies website and getting overnight shipping. Anyone know how fast they ship?

Thanks everyone!
 

minnesmoker

Well-Known Member
Quick, get dialysis within 6 hours of the interview!!!
A clean test is the only way to get a negative... Even if you smoked yesterday, it's possible... Just need protein, creatine, and vitamin B in the test (for coloring) to pass without a fail for dilution. That sounds impossible, but, it's actually almost simple. As long as you aren't grossly out of weight and work out regularly... Flush your system for 12 hours with water have heavy red meat (steak) for dinner and for breakfast, taking creatine, a multivitamin and a b-complex vitamin ... along with protein shakes, before your piss test. I passed parole piss tests for almost 8 years doing that. And, because they are making you piss, eat smoked salmon for lunch, and have some asparagus for dinner the night before...
 

minnesmoker

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You know the salmon and asparagus is just to make your piss stink while they test it, right?

I'd eat (and used to eat) chick peas, broccoli, and tofu the day of -- just so I was ripping stinky farts while I waited for my turn, and during my piss test...

I tried to bomb a test for a job, I didn't want it (was looking for a bigger fish, and wanted to brag about the offer I had on the table...) But, I got in the habit of flushing and keeping up my vitamins, protein, and creatine... Accidentally pissed clean.
 

tehgenoc1de

Active Member
It works and use the code REORDER for 10% off! :)

The 2oz. is enough, they have to accept however much piss you can give them.
 

Fouralarm

Member
It works and use the code REORDER for 10% off! :)

The 2oz. is enough, they have to accept however much piss you can give them.

OMG Thanks!


One more thing, what website do yall order from? I don't have time to deal with getting fake or old stuff. I looked at urinluck and their shipping costs are really high. To get shipping that will have it here in time Ill need to sell my xbox. I don't mind doing that because the job pays enough for me to upgrade everything I have :-D. Just want to make sure that is a good site to order from first. Haha it would suck to sell the xbox and fail the test......I know thats a risk, but I just wanna make sure the odds are as good as possible :-).

Thanks for the advice about the flush, but I really don't think that will work for me. I am fairly heavy and I have been smoking all day every day for the past three weeks. I know that flushing can work well on skinnier guys. My old roommate was the king stoner in my college and he flushed and was clean in like a few days. I am about the size of five of him though haha. I have tried those kinds of remedies before, and while they do speed up my detox time...there is just no way it would be enough.
 

Fouralarm

Member
Which one is their website? I have seen so many different ones LOL. Is it quickfixurine [dot] com? Or do you use a different one?
 

hydgrow

Well-Known Member
Hey it is important to remember that a lot of places are going to the "cotton chew" or saliva test. This is the one were you chew on this cotton tampon like thing for about 3-5 mins. and then they supposedly test you saliva cells.

I get these with probation and my last job at a dealership.

ANY WAY TO CHEAT THE COTTON CHEW TEST?

Good luck OP hope it all work for you.
 

hydgrow

Well-Known Member
^^ Well I kinda have to as it is for probation. Kinda hard to tell my PO to shove it up her ass yeah.

She'll send me to prison and I'll have something from Bubba that I do not want up my ass! Lol
 

Fouralarm

Member
I was only able to get the 2 oz amount of quickfix. That should be enough, but if it isnt enough to fill the container and they try to make me fill it up more, what do I do? Obviously, I would try to resist, but if they force me, should I add water or a little of my own piss to it? Just kind of freaking out and trying to make sure I have a plan for any possible problem that I encounter.

Those saliva tests are easy as hell to beat. My old gf used to have to take those tests at work. She would just stop smoking 24-48 hours before the test and she passed everytime. We use to roll blunt after each test to celebrate her passing hahaha. God if it was just one of those I would be happy as hell LOL
 

tehgenoc1de

Active Member
Pretty sure they have to accept what you can give. Also a tip, take the cap completely off when you pour it into the cup. If you leave the nozzle on you have to squeeze and it could possibly make some noise from air filling the container back up.
 

Fouralarm

Member
Thanks for the tip!

If they try to force me to piss more than I will claim a painful UTI or gonorrhea LOL. "Here is my cup. Sorry its not to the line, I have gonorrhea and it hurts like a MFer to pee."
 

Total Head

Well-Known Member
Hey it is important to remember that a lot of places are going to the "cotton chew" or saliva test. This is the one were you chew on this cotton tampon like thing for about 3-5 mins. and then they supposedly test you saliva cells.

I get these with probation and my last job at a dealership.

ANY WAY TO CHEAT THE COTTON CHEW TEST?

Good luck OP hope it all work for you.

i don't know about this "chew" test but i've passed a couple saliva swabs where they just swab your cheek with a long q tip thing. they make you chew on it now?

the saliva tests are the most unreliable tests there are. i've reasearched it a bit and it seems that 48 hours after "exposure" the saliva test rapidly loses its effectiveness. i passed one after eating brownies 4 days earlier. a lot of those tests have placebo swabs also. i remember in orientation we were all asking each other if they could taste their swab. some people said it tasted bitter and others said it had no taste. mine had no taste so perhaps i was never actually tested. something to think about i guess.
 
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