DOT drug test Colorado

horribleherk

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Picture.jpgi have used quick fix for a dot random in california they used our regular lab the difference out here is that the test results go to the dot who in turn [if dirty] yanks your license as well as shares the results with your employer on another occasion i took & passed a dot mandated test i hadnt smoked in about a month but was taking # 5 hydrocodone [vicodin] & i was expecting a problem or they would at least ask to see my prescription but never a word was said or question asked i dont know if a dot new hire test is different than a dot random i only drive local & interstate might differ as well my friends use the whizinator type that goes around your waist
 

minnesmoker

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My guaranteed NEVER FAILED DOT and Parole/Probation/Security Clearance post job:

1. Do not use illicit drugs, abuse prescription drugs, or use Cannabis.

2. See step 1., repeat as needed.

Or, you could search threads for the past couple years, where a number of CMV operators have commented.

New guy with the vinegar suggestion: Are you daft? Or just really uneducated about "flushing" with relatively a strong acid? I guess that, 10 minutes prior to starting your vinegar drinks, you could drink an 8 ounce glass of water with a couple tablespoons of sodium bicarbonate, to neutralize the acid.
 
i went over 2 years on probation drug tested every month smoked all month long every month and never popped dirty i have known countless others also try that and never popped dirty either but that was late 90's early 2k's so they might have changed they way they test the shit now
 

curious2garden

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New guy with the vinegar suggestion: Are you daft? Or just really uneducated about "flushing" with relatively a strong acid? I guess that, 10 minutes prior to starting your vinegar drinks, you could drink an 8 ounce glass of water with a couple tablespoons of sodium bicarbonate, to neutralize the acid.
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to minnesmoker again.

ROFLMAO!! Can you say exothermic...... I thought so ;)
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to minnesmoker again.

ROFLMAO!! Can you say exothermic...... I thought so ;)
Surprisingly, the overall reaction is endothermic. That pesky entropic term. But I counsel Alka-Seltzer suppositories. ~evil grin~ cn
 

curious2garden

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Surprisingly, the overall reaction is endothermic. That pesky entropic term. But I counsel Alka-Seltzer suppositories. ~evil grin~ cn
Damn really? I was hoping for a spectacular show! and yes THAT is surprising from the times I've mixed bases and acids it was quite heated shall we say.

Oh and are you sure he shouldn't freebase the Alka-Seltzer, really are you sure? LOL
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
This is no ordinary base ... it's the bubbling-off of all that gas that has a cooling effect. Oh to be sure I have experienced, exploited and enjoyed acid/base exothermy on more than one occasion ... just not (that i will admit) internally. ;) cn
 

curious2garden

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you ever see the mythbusters episode where they take pop rocks and coke and put it into a sealed off pig's stomach??
No I haven't but the hub was laughing his ass off over their airplane decompression scenario. Apparently it didn't pass his lived through this shit test LOL.

We have a cardiac and duodenal spincter that will vent pressure so a hole shouldn't be an issue just a lot of painful gas. I figured until you reached the cardiac sphincter's release pressure there was going to be some discomfort from heat and pressure which would rapidly build.

So I was thinking there'd be much jumping around and squeeling. Then I figured he'd blow like old faithful except it would be a foam geyser. Anyway that was sort of what I was thinking LOL.
 

curious2garden

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This is no ordinary base ... it's the bubbling-off of all that gas that has a cooling effect. Oh to be sure I have experienced, exploited and enjoyed acid/base exothermy on more than one occasion ... just not (that i will admit) internally. ;) cn
Thanks CN for reminding me about the phase state change and the multiphase (foaming), of the bicarbonate as an energy sink. I need to smoke less and do chemistry more.... but math and software is easier **whine**.
What would I do without you to keep me honest, hugs,
Annie
 

cannabineer

Ursus marijanus
Thanks CN for reminding me about the phase state change and the multiphase (foaming), of the bicarbonate as an energy sink. I need to smoke less and do chemistry more.... but math and software is easier **whine**.
What would I do without you to keep me honest, hugs,
Annie
The scary answer is "probably just fine". While other kids were wasting their youths doing the lame geeky stuff that made them retire at forty as billionaires (math and software), i was trying to recreate the glory days of the Germanic obsession with mixing insane toxic improvisation A with even more insane toxic improvisation B and harnessing the the resultant BOOM to achieve ausgezeichnete altitudes/velocities ... and am lucky to have made it this far with the full ten-count!! cn

From the family album.

 
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