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Dotard gets a physical

Discussion in 'Politics' started by Justin-case, Jan 11, 2018.

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    Justin-case

    Justin-case Well-Known Member

    It's official, tomorrow president shithole will have his shithole examined at Walter reed. I'm sure it will be the healthiest shithole God ever made. Does some poor asshole have to actually touch his balls while he coughs too, ugh? Will they find out his digestive system is reversed? That he's been shoving cheese burgers in his ass and shitting them out his mouth this entire time? Are extra nipples hereditary? I can see the tweets now...

    Hands- large

    Occupation- first try

    Brain- the best

    Temperature- stable

    Blood pressure- maga
     
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    Justin-case

    Justin-case Well-Known Member

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    Justin-case

    Justin-case Well-Known Member

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    Grandpapy

    Grandpapy Well-Known Member

    He's such a fine example for children to look up to.
     
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    SneekyNinja

    SneekyNinja Well-Known Member

    God like some would say.
     
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    abandonconflict

    abandonconflict Well-Known Member

    This time with slightly less irony:
    HERE'S HOW BERNIE CAN STILL WIN!

    Also, 5 star thread, will print and frame.
     
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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

    the people at FOX need to start dying..off with their heads!
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    I hope the prostate exam was painful.
     
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    frizfrazjaz

    frizfrazjaz Well-Known Member

    Wouldn’t work. He’s so tight you couldn’t get a greased BB up his ass.
     
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    ANC

    ANC Well-Known Member

    Naah I bet he has a loose arse from the lack of fiber in his McDonnalds.
     
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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

    such a phobic man, surely he'll enjoy a strange man's hands poking, prodding his blubber and orifices.

    i'm quite delighted..he'll refuse, of course; has anyone heard about the bedroom lock/secret service incident? he loves his privacy.

    results press conference FROM doctor on tuesday.
     
    Last edited: Jan 12, 2018 at 3:01 AM
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    Sour Wreck

    Sour Wreck Well-Known Member

    they quite likely will find an imprint of putins dick in trumps shithole...
     
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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

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    dandyrandy

    dandyrandy Well-Known Member

    I heard they want a sperm sample, a fecal sample and a urine sample. They are just sending his underwear.
     
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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

    surely you mean diaper?
     
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    SneekyNinja

    SneekyNinja Well-Known Member

    Anyone else notice all those sock cucks disappeared when the "Justice Democrats" started posted again?
     
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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

    the use of 'cuck' is attributed to members of the alt-right..ever notice who uses it?
     
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    schuylaar

    schuylaar Well-Known Member

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    Justin-case

    Justin-case Well-Known Member

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