doublejj's next big adventure....Lone Oak Farms 2016

Indacouch

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That's kinda my point. Guns n drugs are probably a terrible idea for many reasons. But then how do you not become an easy mark for outlaws.
. Well we all have our tricks and tips for security ....but even that's changed over the years now days you'll get sued if you do any of the fun stuff to thieves ...ankle whips,fish finder,can't really do that stuff like you use to ......I just go out balls swingin asshole naked with a light yelling making a scene with my dog rite behind me .....cause nobody wants to deal with a naked guy .....works great if your about to get jumped ........oh and don't practice this on the mail man it's heavily frowned upon .....
 

Vnsmkr

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Man I grew up around guns, one in every room of the house, (some many more than that) and though I dont have a 1 now due to the country I live in, it is fucking bullshit a motherfucker with 1000 scripts of poison in their house can keep whatever the fuck they want and we cannot.....Shit is backwards
 

doublejj

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. Well we all have our tricks and tips for security ....but even that's changed over the years now days you'll get sued if you do any of the fun stuff to thieves ...ankle whips,fish finder,can't really do that stuff like you use to ......I just go out balls swingin asshole naked with a light yelling making a scene with my dog rite behind me .....cause nobody wants to deal with a naked guy .....works great if your about to get jumped ........oh and don't practice this on the mail man it's heavily frowned upon .....
this is doubly effective if you are swinging your Taliban...:eyesmoke:
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beachball

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Man I grew up around guns, one in every room of the house, (some many more than that) and though I dont have a 1 now due to the country I live in, it is fucking bullshit a motherfucker with 1000 scripts of poison in their house can keep whatever the fuck they want and we cannot.....Shit is backwards
Ya got that right, bro. Here in town we have a methadone center but board of Supervisors said no to a mmj dispensary, no to mmj growing
...fucking ass backwards idiots.
 

Larry {the} Gardener

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I vote for the paintball one. My cousin Wayne, bless his heart, had a ne'er-do-well half brother named Jimmy. Well Jimmy was a South Florida tough guy and thought it would be a good idea to bury a hand grenade under Wayne's plant. It made them feel good as the plant got taller and taller. It was in the edge of the woods, but only about 20 yards from the house.

Then the hurricane hit. I went by to check on them, {knowing nothing about the booby-trapped plant} and they were all hunkered down in the bathroom. It wasn't that bad a hurricane, so I ask why the fear. That is when I learned of the hand grenade and the 14 foot plant. With each gust, they would duck down beside the tub. It didn't blow them up, but it was a lesson to me. Traps do not know who they are catching.
 

beachball

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I vote for the paintball one. My cousin Wayne, bless his heart, had a ne'er-do-well half brother named Jimmy. Well Jimmy was a South Florida tough guy and thought it would be a good idea to bury a hand grenade under Wayne's plant. It made them feel good as the plant got taller and taller. It was in the edge of the woods, but only about 20 yards from the house.

Then the hurricane hit. I went by to check on them, {knowing nothing about the booby-trapped plant} and they were all hunkered down in the bathroom. It wasn't that bad a hurricane, so I ask why the fear. That is when I learned of the hand grenade and the 14 foot plant. With each gust, they would duck down beside the tub. It didn't blow them up, but it was a lesson to me. Traps do not know who they are catching.
Great story there. Worder what color I would select for the paintball land mine... dayglow lime green comes to mind.
 
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