Drug Etiquette!!!

pass to the left?

uh-oh......never heard of that. I have no etiquette. *ashamed* Do I have to turn in my stoner card now?

rambler420 said:

pass to the left?

uh-oh......never heard of that. I have no etiquette. *ashamed* Do I have to turn in my stoner card now?

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YouTube - Musical Youth Pass the Dutchie

I think I'm going to email this entire thread to my youngest sister. She needs to learn headiquette, BIG TIME. And the little shit thinks I'm going to invite her over now that I've been harvesting and curing, after she freaked when she found out I was growing and told me I had to get rid of all my plants! Because, apparently, Little Sister knows more about the risks than I, this newly developed head.
Yeah, rii-ight, so you can do to me what you did to Mom and my son? Smoked up all their shit, the last of my mom's stuff TWICE, without asking permission or telling her, while she was at work. And do you think she at least kicked her some cash? Or my son?

TOTALLY reminds me of The Little Red Hen.

A big one for me: Please, would you dry your lips BEFORE you smack off that pipe or bong, not just after? Would you not hand me a joint that's still wet with your saliva from rolling? I'm happy to give it a minute to dry, thank you.

if somepone has rolled you a joint,let him have his rollers rights! to spark it up and have a few tokes

Isambard said:

YouTube - Musical Youth Pass the Dutchie

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aaaah, that makes sense. It also makes sense as to why I've never heard of it before. While I'd heard the song before, I never paid attention to it.. I was too busy listening to Motley Crue and Metallica when that came out. They look like a mix of New Edition meets Bob Marley.

Now I know. To the left......to the left.....to the left. I can't believe I've been smoking greenery for over twenty years and never heard that.

I tend to pass it to the person closest to me. However, that being said, it's very unusual for me to smoke with anyone else, let alone more than one or two other people.

i usually give away the last hit in the bong...i only smoke greens!

ya.. i really hate when someone hands me a wet azz spit on joint. ug.

here's my ettiquete though... back in the day i'd wake up and roll a blunt. (not just a little cigarillo) then i'd smoke half of it. then i'd pass it to my roomate and tell him to do whatever he wanted to with it.

then he would take a couple hits and pass it around the room to whatever freeloaders happened to be in our house that morning.

my shit ='s i'll do whatever i damn well please with it

Passing to left has been around for a while, my uncle taught me that, it was def a rule before that song came out. It always lets you know who to pass it to, which is really helpful for forgetful stoners like ourselves.

ODGROP said:

Passing to left has been around for a while, my uncle taught me that, it was def a rule before that song came out. It always lets you know who to pass it to, which is really helpful for forgetful stoners like ourselves.

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my circle doesnt pass to the left

we have a sudden death 1 round rock paper scissors with both the right person and the left person, that determines the rotation

unless your complaining about YOUR BAG don't be a weed snob.

Keenly said:

my circle doesnt pass to the left

we have a sudden death 1 round rock paper scissors with both the right person and the left person, that determines the rotation

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Thats going to be a new rule in my house! LOL

if you fuck up. (blow the bowl, drop the joint in the wet cocrete) you sit your ass out and people can rag on you as much as they want, you jut sit there and take it.

this one time when i was a wee one we piked up this kid and his cousin to go smoke a bowl... on the car ride the kid kept talkin like he was kool and he smoked and knew all about it sittin there with big ass glasses and tucked in shirt (i was aleady blazed so i was crackin up at eveythin he said) so we pull into a dark parkin lot and started blazing up... i pauserigt beforei hit and hand the green as grass bowl to te kid (i knew wht was coming) and just sat back and watchd. he tookway to bigof a hit and started coughing and tearing up... then in Slow Motion a big as thing of spit flys through the air and lands right on my boys lip... I just sit there cracking up whilemy friend preceeds to beat his ass... dumped big ass Mcdonolds drink on him through his burger at his face (im dyig in the corner) we sped off and made himwalk 5 miles home waited at his house told him we were sorry gothim backin the car drove another 5 miles pushd him out and made him walk again....

this is the kind of tings you get when u don follow the rules... BTW i think i pissed myself it was so damn funny

Don't hold the bowl after you hit. Pass it immediately so weed doesn't burn off and get wasted.

Ahh etiquette!!!!! Try to pass on what i've learned to whoever I meet.

Puff, Puff, Pass. don't over toke the joint.

Pass to the left. If not then its all good.

Don't take the roach if you didn't roll it. Offer it to the roller and if they don't want it, it's free game.

Only green half the bowl. No need to light the whole top of the bowl and then pass it.

If someone gives you a bong bowl, ask if its a personal bowl or community. I assume bong bowls are "bingers" personal 1-rip bowls, unless noted otherwise.

Don't diss the weed if it ain't yours.

At least say thank you after being smoked out by another person. Weed aint free ya know, the least you could do is say thank you.

Don't call everything chronic. (Hate hearing from a dealer that he's got chronic every week really throws off the chronic meter )

Don't pause on the bowl and start talking your head off. Hit the bowl then pass it and talk all you want.

If your sick, please inform other smokers before hitting the pipe/joint. I hate getting sick from smoking.

Got a few more but can't think of them at the moment.

I grow nugs said:

if you fuck up. (blow the bowl, drop the joint in the wet cocrete) you sit your ass out and people can rag on you as much as they want, you jut sit there and take it.

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So true. You drop the joint or drop the cherry on the ground, you fucked up. Expect to get verbally raped in the next minutes, especially if everyone's not stoned yet.

when i have my window open in my kitchen, we blow the smoke out of it. but i fuckin swear to christ my friends cant grasp that concept and just blow it straight into my apartment every time

just cause you got high at my house don't mean you can eat all my food....lol,, matter of fact don't even ask.. if i want to feed you i will ask you.

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