Drug Test Questions, Help Is Greatly Appreciated

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Bob Smith

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So my girl's negotiating her offer right now with a new company, and is going to be required to take a drug test.

Knowing this was coming, she hasn't smoked in about 3 weeks (and I haven't either, to be supportive), but to be safe, was looking to get something from GNC that would ensure that there's no possible way she'd fail this test.

Test won't be for at least a couple of days and money's no object, so what would be a super failproof way of making sure she passes? It's a piss test, obviously.

Went to GNC and there were so many options, just wanna know what she needs (and then a little more to be super safe) to pass this test.
 
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redivider

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GNC strip...

use it, piss twice, for the next 6 hours you're clean...

it's 40 bux a bottle.... give it a try....................................
 
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chitownsmoking

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fuck the herbal cleanse drinks they dont work. synthetic urine, or if she hasnt forreal smoked in over 3 weeks she should be all gravey
 
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Bob Smith

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redivider said:
GNC strip...

use it, piss twice, for the next 6 hours you're clean...

it's 40 bux a bottle.... give it a try....................................
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Thanks man, appreciate it, but we're looking more for something that will cleanse her out for as long as she needs after she takes it.

She's three weeks clean, so we're looking for something that's gonna get rid of any residual badness that's in her pee pee.

Appreciate the effort though, + rep to both of you.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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If she's been clean for 3 weeks she should be fine as long as she wasn't a Rasta smoking excessively. Your best bet is to flush with water. Drink twice as much as you feel you require & then some. The more you piss the more diluted the sample.
I would say that 3 days of flushing a light to moderate smoker is adequate after abstaining for 3 weeks.
GWN
 
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Bob Smith

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GreatwhiteNorth said:
If she's been clean for 3 weeks she should be fine as long as she wasn't a Rasta smoking excessively. Your best bet is to flush with water. Drink twice as much as you feel you require & then some. The more you piss the more diluted the sample.
I would say that 3 days of flushing a light to moderate smoker is adequate after abstaining for 3 weeks.
GWN
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Again, I appreciate the effort, and gave you some rep, but I'm looking for something that will just kinda put her over the hump in terms of cleanliness of urine - realize that her pee is prolly pretty clean right now, but this is a serious offer for a serious job, and we're not trying to take any chances.

Looking for something to buy that will take anything bad that might be in her system and get it out of her system, and not just for a few hours, but until she smokes again.
 
RikoSuave55

RikoSuave55

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I was on federal probation for 5 years! i dropped every nonth or so for most of it, and i smoked for most of it!

Albeit only a day or two every month , but i still did.

after 3 weeks most people piss clean . thc is fat soluble and still collects in the fat tissue and is testable after 4-5 weeks in most people eating an average diet.

You can beat that average by one thing and one thing only.......HYDRATION.

Many teas, drinks, and tablets claim to cleanse , yet they cannot, the one tried and true method is water!

If youd like to be 100 % then bring in synthetic urine, or the urine of someone that doesnt smoke. If thats not possible have her drink lots of water the 48 hours before the test, on the last day , DOUBLE it. drink water all day, piss before going in and driink plenty o water. go in and piss. if she thinks theyll be overly suspicious have her take a vitamin c tab 4 hours before test to keep it yellow.

Unless your girl is 250 , 3 weeks is plenty so that the dillution method is like 100%! most people can piss clean after 2 weeks (including myself)

to make yourslef fell better , get her a grape drink and have her follow the directions.

But water is the key and if she flushes corrrectly , shell be fine.
 
GreatwhiteNorth

GreatwhiteNorth

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RikoSuave55 said:
I was on federal probation for 5 years! i dropped every nonth or so for most of it, and i smoked for most of it!

Albeit only a day or two every month , but i still did.

after 3 weeks most people piss clean . thc is fat soluble and still collects in the fat tissue and is testable after 4-5 weeks in most people eating an average diet.

You can beat that average by one thing and one thing only.......HYDRATION.

Many teas, drinks, and tablets claim to cleanse , yet they cannot, the one tried and true method is water!

If youd like to be 100 % then bring in synthetic urine, or the urine of someone that doesnt smoke. If thats not possible have her drink lots of water the 48 hours before the test, on the last day , DOUBLE it. drink water all day, piss before going in and driink plenty o water. go in and piss. if she thinks theyll be overly suspicious have her take a vitamin c tab 4 hours before test to keep it yellow.

Unless your girl is 250 , 3 weeks is plenty so that the dillution method is like 100%! most people can piss clean after 2 weeks (including myself)

to make yourslef fell better , get her a grape drink and have her follow the directions.

But water is the key and if she flushes corrrectly , shell be fine.
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I was in the service of our federal govt for almost 24 years & I like my smoke. Was in charge of urinalysis programs the last 8 years of that. Most of the "cleansing programs/drinks" out there are snake oil.
Water & lots of it does the trick better than most anything.
 
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chitownsmoking

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ima 250 plus pound dude and i can pass a drug test {under 25 thc metabolite} in 10-14 days.
 
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Bob Smith

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Thanks guys; she's 5'2 and about 105 pounds, so I imagine she'll be cool.

Gonna grab a test from CVS or somewhere and do a test run on that, and have her drink tons of cranberry juice and water in the interim.

Somewhat surprised there's not something that puts people "over the hump" in terms of flushing out any residual toxins, but I guess it is what it is.

Thanks, and +rep to all of you.
 
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