drug test

i gotta take a drug test in about a week.....im a pretty heavy smoker..what are some gaurenteed ways to pass a drug test

abstinence for a few months, or use someone else's piss. I've still got trace amounts of urine in my thc samples.

A buddy of mine got The wizzanator it comes with a price but does do the job get the extra packet tho when I used mine It was not enough for the test(however this test needed more than the normal amount) I also drank alot of water and apple cider Vinager and that has worked but take some b complex to make the urine not seem watered down

Vinager, despite wivestales does nothing to purify your system unless you are taking it for meth. Studies showmeth comes out faster when your system is more acidic but that is it. If you smoke a lot you can fail for months...I would use Vale. It works great for weed and I have used it plenty of times. Drink a lot of water in the days coming up to the test and that will make it easier. Or you could just drink a gallon of water. It sucks but it works. I have pissed clean for everything except for coke drinking water...pot is the easiest thing to beat and Vale is made specifically for pot. Worth the $30. Don't use Zytox I failed with it and the purifiers at gnc suck too.

Also, don't give a specimen from the beginning or end of the stream. Well, this is according to hearsay. I've never personally been tested as I've been a business owner for a while and my previous jobs didn't require it.

Drink as much water as you can in the next upcoming days.
You want to be peeing clear everytime you pee and to pee often.
Like juggalo said vinager will HELP clean your system out.
It fuckin sucks to drink but if your desperate....do it
I have passed many drug tests by simply chugging water until i pee straight water.....and i smoke everyday.
so good luck

drinking too much water can show a diluted sample. If it's a probation type test, they'll check for this.

go to GNC and ask for the best cleaner they have i think i got plainum test pure or something it costs 50 bucks but it works I took some pain pilles smoked and did coke in the 2 days leading up to a piss test, and I was clean. This was for employment I never would have pushed it that far when i was on probation but i did smoke but i would stop for 2 weks prior to test and take that platinum test pure or whatever and i would pass them too they are much more in depth. I did once piss almost straight water got a warning that time no jail. And pot is a very difficult drug to get out of your urine due to the fact that thc stores in fat cells therefore the bleach and vinegar tricks will not work... I am not a scientist or anythin g i just did alot of research on the subject a few years ago.

TheConstantGardner said:

abstinence for a few months, or use someone else's piss. I've still got trace amounts of urine in my thc samples.

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P.S. I need your condition

If it's really important, then it's worth the money for something like the wizzinator. If not, then just go the GNC route.

What kind of drug test is this? Do you know? Are you sure it's a urine test?

I have been through urine tests and know many others who have only had to do cheek swabs, where they test your saliva. These are very crappy and you are clean if you haven't smoked in a few days.

Juggalomidgetfahker said:

Vinager, despite wivestales does nothing to purify your system unless you are taking it for meth. Studies showmeth comes out faster when your system is more acidic but that is it. If you smoke a lot you can fail for months...I would use Vale. It works great for weed and I have used it plenty of times. Drink a lot of water in the days coming up to the test and that will make it easier. Or you could just drink a gallon of water. It sucks but it works. I have pissed clean for everything except for coke drinking water...pot is the easiest thing to beat and Vale is made specifically for pot. Worth the $30. Don't use Zytox I failed with it and the purifiers at gnc suck too.

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Scientific Shmintific the stuff works Bragg apple cider vinager i don't think I know it all just what works for me

thc stays in your system for at least 30 days for a heavy smoker it attaches itself to your fat cells so body mass has a big say.. these kits that claim to give you a clear test result dont always work they just mask it. best bet get a small eye drop bottle with someone cleans piss in it. hide it on you, get them to fill it just before your appointment so its still warm. it worked for me.

in melbourne the cops not only do random breath tests for alcohol but they also do random drug tests for dope and speed and others. You dont get a choice, and if you dont give a sample thats a mouth swab you loose your drivers licence!!!!!

Honest Bruce said:

in melbourne the cops not only do random breath tests for alcohol but they also do random drug tests for dope and speed and others. You dont get a choice, and if you dont give a sample thats a mouth swab you loose your drivers licence!!!!!

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They need a warrant to do that...

yeah def. unless you are on probation or parole they have to have a warrent. atleast in cali they have to "observe" you for 10min before giving you a breathealizer. if you refuse you will automatically plead guilty. you have an option to get blood drawn which draws out the process and if you get the nurse to use alchol swab instead if something else, you fight the dui in court. back on the subject though, i passed my test by puttin urine ina a condom, travel time to the clinic is a factor so i put the condom in hot water 104degrees wich went down to 101.5 in just five min. then i put on some old tighty whities (i know i know, lol) and tucked it in the flap umm under my business. i put a saftey pen on my sleeve of my under shirt and and folded up napkin in my back pocket. in the bathroom poke a hole in the condom in empty it out in your cup and place it in the napkin. dont wash your hands. keep hand sanitizer in the car but dont turn on the water. piss in the toilet and hand the sample over with a shit eatin grin on your face. if your on probation tell them you stopped smoking monthes ago but was a heavy heavy smoker and they cant do anything. i was on felony probation for 2 felonies i never passed one test, only thc though. and the judge was more then happy to get me out. but then again that was santa cruz co.

just drink alot of water...were suppose to drink alot of fkn water anyway or so the doctor say... is how i passed them when i was in the military

the cops dont need a warrant they treat it the same a breath test but at least not all of them do the drug testing. They have these big vans thry call them booze buses. if you get caught with illegal drugs in your system they treat it the same as being over .05

does anyone know anything about niacin...does it work and how should you take it

I have heard from a reliable military friend who swears by it he does alot of shit including smoking he does have to stop when he knows a test is coming he likes a week at least. not sure how to take it though not being rude or whatever but try googling it maybe even Erowid lots of good info there.

There is a canning product called "SURE GELL" mix the packet with a 32 oz bottle of gatorade or water. Once you drink that mix, wait 15 minutes and drink 1/3 more of the bottle with plain water. Pee 2-3 times and wait 1 hour. It will work, 99% of the time and it's $4 dollars. Old military trick