Drug/Tobacco Screening Question

Okay, so yesterday I was supposed to go and take a urinalysis for a job. I asked drug-free homeboy to come over and piss for me so that I could use it. I sterilized a 4 fl. oz. Purell hand sanitizer bottle and put 2 Toastie Toez toe warmers from the home depot to keep it warm. Well the screening was rescheduled for today and the urine was left in the car over night. Since it was only filled up half way I decided to go over my homeboys house this morning and get another sample from him. This sample was less than the previous sample so I poured it in with the old one. I currently have the bottle sitting ina container of hot faucet water. Will this be okay to use today in about 3 hours or so? I have a second pack of warmers I plan on using and I plan on wearing 2 pairs of boxer briefs.

I would post of a picture but I think that might be kinda ill.

never been tested, but it sounds good.

apart from the fact that you are stashing some other dudes piss in your pants lol

Hey mate,

Piss is generally good for Two days, provided that the bottle that you have it in was bleached and fully clean.

what you should have done, is this.. I do it alllll the time, and never fails...

get the piss, and put it in a jar, keep it completely sealed... I have had pee pee for around a week in the freezer waiting for my test.. I thawed it, and put some in a condom, and tied it up good..

then you get an ace bandage and safety pin, and wrap the ace around your thigh, as close to you balls as possible... do 2 wraps, lay the condom with the pee pee in there, and finish wrapping it up, and use the safety pin to keep the bandage tight.. keeping the condom as close to your nuts as possible is very important, as it will get it to your body temp... thats why your nuts drop and whatnot... they gotta keep warm at a 98.6 or so for sperm production, which also just happens to make the pee pee the same temp... (they do check this...)

when you go to the pisser to do it... set the cup down, take out the condom, and HOLD IT UPSIDE DOWN!! Poke a hole in the top where there in so pee (unless you want it everywhere), pour it in, and wrap up the used condom in the ace.. any extra pee pee will be soaked up by the ace, and your sample will be exactly where it should be...

this is just what I do... give that a shot...

dont get the piss too hot... if you show up looking healthy, and piss out 100 degree water, it kinda makes them wonder.. haha

it had hand sanitizer in it theni sterilized it with HOT water until I didnt smell the sanitizer any more. I appreciate you guyz' help. I am preparing myself now to leave. They are gonna gimme results before I leave so wish me luck.

lennyo said:

Hey mate,

Piss is generally good for Two days, provided that the bottle that you have it in was bleached and fully clean.

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good luck..

good luck!!!

Being screened for tobacco for a job? Is this new? I've never heard of it before.

Fucking tell me about it! Its a "drug-free/smoke-free" environment". But you'd snicker at the name of the company. lol

misshestermoffitt said:

Being screened for tobacco for a job? Is this new? I've never heard of it before.

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DJYoshaBYD said:

thats why your nuts drop and whatnot... they gotta keep warm at a 98.6 or so for sperm production, which also just happens to make the pee pee the same temp... (they do check this...)

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actually your testicles are supposed to be cooler than the rest of your body but its like a degree or two

Well damn, don't be a tease.

I can see them not wanting people smoking on the grounds, but not hiring a person because they smoke? Whatever happened to discrimination laws?

7th1der said:

Fucking tell me about it! Its a "drug-free/smoke-free" environment". But you'd snicker at the name of the company. lol

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misshestermoffitt said:

Well damn, don't be a tease.

I can see them not wanting people smoking on the grounds, but not hiring a person because they smoke? Whatever happened to discrimination laws?

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im thinkin that they dont have to hire you if you smoke because of higher health ins. premiums. but thats just my 2 cents

yet I bet half their employees are over weight.

Let me guess, it's Walgreens, they always advertise being a drug free workplace even though they sell......wait for it.........DRUGS.

Nope, not their! Most newbies use their products as a median.

misshestermoffitt said:

yet I bet half their employees are over weight.

Let me guess, it's Walgreens, they always advertise being a drug free workplace even though they sell......wait for it.........DRUGS.

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