embarrassingly stupid newbie has arrived

Puff Puff Give

Active Member
hey everyone, i dont really know much about growing(have attempted) and i havnt been smoking for that long.. sooo yeahh haha

im gonna be a great help:mrgreen:

well is there any thing special new people should do on this website??

and anything i should know about smokin that most begginers dont know?

peace ouuttt

oh yeah im 19 and born and raised in australiaaaaaa
 

NOWitall

Active Member
the first and most important thing is to send 20 dollars to the person that sent you the letter

then to send the letter to 15 people

but beware for if you dont continue the chain GREAT DOOM SHALL BEFALL THEE.

no..... wait......... sorry my bad, i was thinkin of somehting else

share what you know, help where you can, do unto others (but please use lube first)
you know you take the good
take the bad
take em both
and there you have the facts of life.....

damnit i was thinkin of something else again

but u get the idea
 

terrorizer805

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Research before you ask for questions that have been answered trillions of times before, other than that welcome to RIU.
 

four2zerOallday

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damn thats kick ass. A koala bear would be a sick pet/friend. Wildlife in pennsylvania is weak sauce compared to kangaroos n shit.
 

biggun

Active Member
Welcome and take it slow, Read all you can and watch the grow videos on You Tube they help a lot...
 

tip top toker

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welcome fella.

your choice of words amuse me though, so you are embarassingly stupid, and a newbie :P you're only stupid if you're stupid, you're a newbie if it's spoething well, new, and you've yet to learn any of it :P

anyways, don't mind me, i'm just a brit with his lungs full of magik and a large glass of beer, happppy growing :)
 

jordisgarden

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read read read bro. if you spemd time reading you wont have to ask the same ?s that are asked over and over again....read read read
 

jordisgarden

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australia is a howel. good people. i love that kid who got caught having the crazy ass party and he made the news. when the lady interveiwing him told him to take off his glasses, he told her beat it....i fuckin loved that. she asked him what he wanted to do when he grew up....he said i wanna throw parties!!!!!! hell yeah australia.
 

tyrent2000

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i love this site! "have you ever seen a koala" thats the first thing id ask too lol, but anyway read as much as you can befor you post and then when you think youve read it all read it all again just to be sure you got it right lol that what i did. lots of great info here and on the smoking weed just dont be a stupid parinoyed stoner, the hole point behind smokin is to be relaxed
 

Puff Puff Give

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i love this site! "have you ever seen a koala" thats the first thing id ask too lol, but anyway read as much as you can befor you post and then when you think youve read it all read it all again just to be sure you got it right lol that what i did. lots of great info here and on the smoking weed just dont be a stupid parinoyed stoner, the hole point behind smokin is to be relaxed

thank you man, i like your post :)
 

jordisgarden

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theres no such thing as a stupid question bro.....your welcome to hit me up anytime you need to. if i dont know the answer ill try help ya find it. theres a shit ton of good info on here. and just ignore the haters, they hang around also. there the ones who will bug on you for asking the same questions they asked when they first started


oh yeah ready set grow on youtube is the balls. jorge rules
 
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