Ever say something when you're too stoned?

Sometimes i write a whole paragraph with tons of good points only to find myself thinking I'm a retard when I find out what I wrote had nothing to do with what I was writing about. I can't even blame it on my moustache covering my mouth and making it sound funny cuz I typed it. Also, auto correct is a joke. Samsung doesn't let me spell my own words.

I get drunk and yell at other members for being douche bags all the time..

When I'm really drunk I have not the slightest clue wtf I am talking about...


I love my life

You should see me when I drive. I'll cuss and spit and shake my fist, only to open the door for the guy and let him in first if we end up driving to the same place. I'm nice in person, just not when you can't hear me. That's when the truth comes out.

Captain Plank-Eye said:

You should see me when I drive. I'll cuss and spit and shake my fist, only to open the door for the guy and let him in first if we end up driving to the same place. I'm nice in person, just not when you can't hear me. That's when the truth comes out.

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Lol I really a good guy in real life. No road rage here.. I won't even ride with my brother because of his road rage.. I'm a bartender and manager by trade. I've never fired an employee that I've hired myself.

I'm also a really big guy. It pisses me off though that people will talk sh#t from a safe place. But won't say sh#t when your in their face..

I'm about business not foolishness

Captain Plank-Eye said:

Sometimes i write a whole paragraph with tons of good points only to find myself thinking I'm a retard when I find out what I wrote had nothing to do with what I was writing about. I can't even blame it on my moustache covering my mouth and making it sound funny cuz I typed it. Also, auto correct is a joke. Samsung doesn't let me spell my own words.

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Wow. I can't seem to write anything that doesn't have to do with what I'm writing about. That's a neat trick

What is this "too stoned" you talk about? Sounds like a lie to me.

Not on weed

Other shit yes

I've had conversations with 2x4s