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Arrid

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Talked to your plants?
I always see old people on gardening shows saying how talking to their plants makes them grow better, anyone tried??

Silly I know. :mrgreen:
 

cincismoker

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mythbusters did an experoment and showed classical was the best for plants but im not about to start bumpin classical lol
 

lunasea

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lol I asked my biology teacher if talking actually worked and he said it helped because of the co2 you release. iunno tho he mightve been bullshitting me.
 

fdd2blk

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i talk to mine all the time. tell them there beautiful. apologize for my errors. say good morning and good night everyday...
 

Kant

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lol I asked my biology teacher if talking actually worked and he said it helped because of the co2 you release. iunno tho he mightve been bullshitting me.
well the c02 from your breathe can't hurt. besides, show your babies some luv and they'll return in kind....even though you eventually plan to make them watch as you hack down their brothers....and eventually them but not before you dismember them to get to their juicy juicy core.....
 

Arrid

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Ahh deception!
That's a bit rude, imagine standing there, being heated by a bulb and sudenly your cut in half and smoked!
corr that would suck!!!!
 

Justin510

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ha i just imagined a plant right before your about to cut it saying " What the fuck are you doing? "
 

Arrid

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i aint getting smoked for nothing!!!

besides i don't have a "cherry" style afro =]
 

fdd2blk

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imagine being grown. bathed in warm light and love. nurtured and cared for. you grow beautiful and proud. you show your joy with the flowers you produce. to give back to the world the love you received. you are ripe. you are gently taken from your growing place. trimmed of your no longer needed dying leaves. ahh, it feels good to be open and naked. all your glistening calyxes and crystals sparkle and shine like the true diamond you are. you are dried and cured to a perfect sweetness. aged to perfection. fine and smooth to the taste when gently smoked. then once again you spread your love. in the form of magic this time. you bring peace and harmony to all those who meet you. you are marijuana and YOU ROCK!!!!!!!!
 

Arrid

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hahaha. When i get my photoshop working i'm gonna have to make a poster of that or something!!
 

5mok3aBlunt

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Well yesterday I talked to one of my new plants and this morning I was surprised to see it a few cm taller!! :o It really works :mrgreen:
 
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