Everything I Post Here is Fictional

KuLong

KuLong

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This post is meant to be a legal document for those wishing to have written proof that their involvement with Cannabis is for entertainment, archival and informational purposes only.

If you wish to tell us about your fictional character here, please do so.

I will start.

酷龍 Kù lóng – is a fictional character I created for a book I am writing entitled, “Big Mothers Servant”.

All my bookmarks, documentaries, literature, post and all other forms of media pertaining to Cannabis are meant for research for my book only. I advocate no illegal activities of any kind and make no express or implied warranties of merchantability, fitness for any purpose, or otherwise with respect to my post here, my notes on my computers hard drive and in my book.
 
NLXSK1

NLXSK1

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If you think the statement is going to protect you legally you are smoking better stuff than I am...
 
KiefCatcher

KiefCatcher

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Especially since cannabis is spelt incorrectly. You could have called it Apples and it would hold the same validity as Cannibus. Either way, this statement will not protect you from any prosecution. If anyone is looking at you to prosecute, chances are they have strong probable cause relating to your physical existence - not posts on an internet forum.
 
KuLong

KuLong

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KiefCatcher said:
Especially since cannabis is spelt incorrectly. You could have called it Apples and it would hold the same validity as Cannibus. Either way, this statement will not protect you from any prosecution. If anyone is looking at you to prosecute, chances are they have strong probable cause relating to your physical existence - not posts on an internet forum.
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You are correct with my spelling mistake. It is now corrected.

If you do not wish to participate on-topic in this thread, simply do not.
 
bobbypyn

bobbypyn

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Yeah, I'm writing a book too. bobbypyn is a fictional character that I'm doing research for for my latest fictional endeavor. all photos are from archival internet stock and in no way represent an actual living human being's activities. :)
 
NLXSK1

NLXSK1

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Let me explain something to you...

If LEO used the website information to obtain a search warrant and broke into your home, if you have 6' tall plants growing in your bedroom, no internet post posing as a legal document is going to do one whit to save you or bar any evidence from being introduced at your trial...

If you are growing tomatoes, dont worry about it...
 
KuLong

KuLong

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NLXSK1 said:
Let me explain something to you...

If LEO used the website information to obtain a search warrant and broke into your home, if you have 6' tall plants growing in your bedroom, no internet post posing as a legal document is going to do one whit to save you or bar any evidence from being introduced at your trial...

If you are growing tomatoes, dont worry about it...
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I have no idea what you are on about?

I am just sharing with the community about my character and book.

jonblaze420 said:
What is Big Mothers Servant about? Sounds weird.
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It's about how plants make us their servants. The story was inspired by the wonderful documentary titled, "The Botany of Desire". I encourage you to watch it.
 
bobbypyn

bobbypyn

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My character has magical powers too. I forgot to mention that.... and I violate Lucasfilm trademarks alot.
 
Vlad The Implanter

Vlad The Implanter

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I only grow tomatoes, watermelon & tropical plants such as hibiscus. I just substitute all those flower names for marijuana. This way I fit in here because this site has excellent growing tips. :peace:
 
taint

taint

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I grow a weed which makes me a criminal.
I'm fairly sure the gov knows this being a police state and all.
I'm not sure why I grow weed or why people make threads like this,I reckon it makes us all feel better in the end.
What can I say,I'm stuck between an asshole and a dick and it usually smells like shit around here.
 
choempi

choempi

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taint said:
I grow a weed which makes me a criminal.
I'm fairly sure the gov knows this being a police state and all.
I'm not sure why I grow weed or why people make threads like this,I reckon it makes us all feel better in the end.
What can I say,I'm stuck between an asshole and a dick and it usually smells like shit around here.
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I'ld agree with this if I could figure out exactly the meaning...
 
nothingtodeclare

nothingtodeclare

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mine is a film with a man that has nothingtodeclare at customs as he has a hybrid plant in his luggage, the actual title of the film is called nothingtodeclare, its on simmilar story lines as little shop of horror's but mines not seymore its widowrella,an she grows these big heads that get tangled in a net an develops more heads like mudusa an ......................dun dun dun dun next episode continues after more reasearch an development dont want to give out to much info an some steal my film lines an that,
also speaking of which anyone run windows 7 if you type in control panel search box location sensors, you will see what i mean read some of the statements to why its a good idea to have them on,in google there is afew as well 1 is police 2 is search an rescue it goes to say that this is a couple of reasons why its a good idea to have them enabled was just curious why my cpu allways seem to now my area even when i deleted location from google damn location sensors
 
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Wetdog

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Beyond the delusional thinking that disclaimers will offer some sort of legal protection, they also show an amazing lack of balls.:roll:

Pussy's playing at being outlaws.kiss-ass:finger:

Grow a pair, THEN grow :weed:

Wet
 
DirtPoor

DirtPoor

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KuLong said:
I have no idea what you are on about?

I am just sharing with the community about my character and book.


What exactly are you sharing? I still don't know what your character or book is about, sounds like your trying to cover you ass in a useless sort of way. I also have the same sort of statement written in my signature but I don't expect it to help...
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bryon209

bryon209

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I have a book shelf with lots of books on it, oddly enough none of the titles are that horrible. Big Mothers Servant? I vote no on that title....Hey Susan! Check out this really good book with a horrible name.. I promise you the title is clunky and regurgitated but the content is solid...haaaaaa...... No ......By the way this unwanted criticism is simply a practice of a fictional bad mood that I am in with no connection to any real life that I may be leading.....
 
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