F*ck jail
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jamiemichelle
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Hopefully you were smart and bought something to fake the test.
jamiemichelle
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I read recently if you drop a pupe in the piss that it gets considered contaminated and thrown out. That could give you a few more days.
goatamineHcL
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the shit you buy dont work just drinknk like 4 gal of water and piss alot before you go
plus jail aint that bad
plus jail aint that bad
sweetkush419
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I failed one drug test after being clean for 30 days win i got to the big house lol
frist and last drug test good luck
frist and last drug test good luck
jamiemichelle
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Whatver that shit hella works! I cant remember which one Ive bought, but I had my little sister staying with me for awhile and I smoked her out for about 3 months straight. I mean morning noon and night... she had a piss test and I felt guilty so I bought her one of those drinks and she passed.
The last place I took a drug test at I had to go back three times because my urine was too diluted. They told me that I was not allowed to drink that day until I urinate or I was not going to be considered. That was from the "drink lots of water method." I ended up buying one of those drinks and passed.
I smoke all the effen time.
bigbudeddie
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jamiemichelle
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What a peanut too?lol. they would be like, how did poo get in the sample????
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHHA
Lmfao.
jamiemichelle
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Oh shit I just realized I typed PUPE I meant PUBE Im not even gonna edit that shit. Ha hhaaha. I was like wow a poop what? Then I read my post ahhahaha. Im hella high excuse me.
LoudBlunts
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HAHAHAHA @ jamiemichelle!!!!
Thebot
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actually taking something fake isn't smart IMO, it never works exactly how it says, you either pass or have radioactive Chernobyl green piss. When I mentioned I failed it was the only time I didn't dilute my piss. I've been on probation for 8 months and only failed once. I feel confident but I just felt support would give me some needed convidence
chunkymunkey33
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I think you'll be fine Thebot... If you feel nervous tomorrow you could always drink alot of water up until the point of the test. I drank about three quarts of water right before mine and then kept drinking out of the fountain at the place and I was ok. They asked if I drank alot of water and I said yes and that it was because I had diarrhea last night and I'm trying to rehydrate. Needles to say they didn't ask anything else. Anyways, good luck.
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jmichael422
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Another great way to mask the THC is to take in a lot of Creatine and b-12 vitamins. Drink lots and lots of water and load up on Creatine starting several days before the test. The vitamins will make your pee really yellow, but drinking lots of water will help dilute it and make it look natural, so they don't think you've tampered with it at all. With most of the drinks you can buy (something like Vale), it is just a lot of creatine and vitamin b12.
hom36rown
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I passed a test after quitting for 5 days, i justt drank a whole gallon of water and held it till i had to piss for the test,when I was in the waiting room I thought I was going to fuckin exploded. If you can get a drop of bleach in there some how it will fuck up the test, . As for the stuff hey sell to flush your sytem, it will work for the instant tests, but if they send your piss to a lab they will find out.
FilthyFletch
Mr I Can Do That For Half
You can use fake bladder and fake penis setups but they cost a few dollars. I have passed drug tests and had smoked the day before.Last time I did that I got pulled over and my partner had a few warrants and they found my other buddy had 6 dime sacks I didnt know he even had so we all went to jail and my lawyer who is the best might I say cut a deal if I agreed to a piss test I would be let go and if I failed Id stay on the original charges. I figured fuck it woke up in jail they took me for my test mind you we smoked all that day before and hour befoe getting picked up so I pissed for them 4 hours later I was at home smoking another blunt and getting bond money for my peoples lol.Positive thinking and hopefully you ve been drinking tons of water over this time and not working out as burning fat releases stored thc to your system so you wanna be a sloth leading to known tests. I have passed all my piss tests few hundred over the years and counting lol