tyler.durden
Well-Known Member
I woke up an hour ago and walked into the living room and over to my lazyboy, and farted before I sat down. A quarter dropped out of my ass and onto the floor with a clang, I didn't think much of it. I got up about 15 minutes later to drop my morning deuce, and before I sat all the way down on the toilet another quarter dropped out of my ass and hit the floor. I thought, 'WTF? Am I producing these?' I then realized that I had a lot of change in my pocket that came out during the night, and the quarters were simply stuck to my ass from sleeping on them. Too bad, that would have been cool...
