frank and beans

My dick is so big it has feet.

My dick is so big it seats six.

My dick is so big my mother was in labor for three extra days.

My dick is so big that right now it's in the other room fixing us drinks.

My dick is so big my balls have only seen the head in pictures.

xKuroiTaimax said:

How many of you guys have gotten a blow job whilst toking?

A friend said it was one of those things he'd dreamt about trying.

Afterwards he said it was one of the most 'astronomical experiences of his life'

So... ?

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even better when i'm driving.

fdd2blk said:

even better when i'm driving.

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that I'll agree to

Does she operate your gear stick?

xKuroiTaimax said:

Does she operate your gear stick?

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indeed, I like when she up and down shifts a lot

that was really fuckin corny

why does one always hang lower than the other?

and do guys have a "favourite nut"?

mellokitty said:

and do guys have a "favourite nut"?

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Can I say you?

mellokitty said:

why does one always hang lower than the other?

and do guys have a "favourite nut"?

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mine hang the same, when they hang.

i have no favorite.

fdd2blk said:

mine hang the same, when they hang.

i have no favorite.

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pics or it didn't happen daddy

mellokitty said:

why does one always hang lower than the other?

and do guys have a "favourite nut"?

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Medically it's because when they are "hanging" it means the body heat is too high and there's a set temp value your body likes to keep sperm at, so usually the left one hangs a little lower than the right when your body feels it is too warm for them to be too close. Same reason for cold = shrinkage.

robert 14617 said:

http://www.break.com/index/balls_out_jeans.html

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Fucker.
I was eating breakfast & now have to clean this shit up.