FUCK THA POLICE (and HOA's)

These god damn mother fuckers keep marking my tires on my car, OUTSIDE MY HOUSE. At least every other day I see fresh new chalk marks. Granted my car is a piece of shit and it had a flat so the HOA had reason to call them... but it's been fixed for WEEKS.. I have to move my car often so they don't try to tow it again..... I cant move it to the driveway cause they bitch about that too. How should I handle this? (I was debating throwing a flaming bag of turd at the HOA head's door. LOL.)

HOA = Homeowners Association for those who didn't know.

how can they tell you that you cant have your car in the driveway

Here it is 72 hours, they do the chalk thing I think it is funny. Go out wash the chalk off and move the place so it looks like the car moved. Works every time. Dont go shit bomb the hoa they will know who did it and that will cost you a lot more than a parking spot. lol

go buy some chalk brother.

Call them and tell them stop marking your shit before you turn them into pork chops ....

Call police and tell them you want to file a complaint- someone's vandilizing your car...
Then explain that someone keeps chalking your tyres and you don't like people thinking they can deface your property.

chalk everyones tires in the place

beardo said:

Call police and tell them you want to file a complaint- someone's vandilizing your car...
Then explain that someone keeps chalking your tyres and you don't like people thinking they can deface your property.

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that wont work.. they chalk tires to see how long your cars been sitting there, plus chalk comes right off.. its powder

srh88 said:

how can they tell you that you cant have your car in the driveway

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It had a flat, a car that is immobile, if it is an "aesthetic sore", will be in violation. And the anal motherfuckers down at the HOA make their own rules you have to follow, it's stupid.

beardo said:

Call police and tell them you want to file a complaint- someone's vandilizing your car...
Then explain that someone keeps chalking your tyres and you don't like people thinking they can deface your property.

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I cant, the police were the ones involved. THEY are chalking my car, per request by the HOA. Lol.

srh88 said:

that wont work.. they chalk tires to see how long your cars been sitting there, plus chalk comes right off.. its powder

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I get it
Their the new Nazis
If you try chalking their shit see what happens to you.

My car is a piece of shit....... I have nothing against painting "THIS BITCH IS MOBILE, FUCK OFF" on it............. or is that illegal too. LOL.

'89 ford taurus, with half of the front end missing. XD I see why they mad.

dopestick said:

It had a flat, a car that is immobile, if it is an "aesthetic sore", will be in violation. And the anal motherfuckers down at the HOA make their own rules you have to follow, it's stupid.



I cant, the police were the ones involved. THEY are chalking my car, per request by the HOA. Lol.

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yeah.. tell the hoa to lower your fee's so you can get it fixed lol. hoa's are crazy with some stupid stupid rules, my last place you werent able to move in out out past 6pm or on weekends.. i work.. that shit doesnt work lol so i just took the warnings and all the bullshit and just paid my fees early and over payed them... i got warnings for a lot of shit, never threatened to get kicked out

srh88 said:

yeah.. tell the hoa to lower your fee's so you can get it fixed lol. hoa's are crazy with some stupid stupid rules, my last place you werent able to move in out out past 6pm or on weekends.. i work.. that shit doesnt work lol so i just took the warnings and all the bullshit and just paid my fees early and over payed them... i got warnings for a lot of shit, never threatened to get kicked out

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Yeah... Cant even throw a fence around my lawn to keep dogs from shitting in it. I had to get a 2k sprinkler system because they told me my grass was too dead. AND every house has to have a lawn, not gravel or whatever you please.... BULLSHIT.

man thats over the top, is the place worth all the bullshit?

Dont call the police and complain they will put you on a list and get even period.

srh88 said:

man thats over the top, is the place worth all the bullshit?

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No. But I have nothing better going on right now. Life's a beach and then you die.... SO FUCK IT LET'S GET HIIIIIIGH.

Sell it and be done with it

obijohn said:

Sell it and be done with it

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and right before you leave the house for good poop in the toilet and dont flush!

srh88 said:

and right before you leave the house for good poop in the toilet and dont flush!

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WOW! Remind me to never make you angry!

srh88 said:

and right before you leave the house for good poop in the toilet and dont flush!

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Take a piss in it too, as a janitor I've found floaters on numerous occasions and the smell was usually long gone by the time I got there. Urine on the other hand gets stinky and just keeps getting worse with time, leaves harder to clean stains too.

If you ever found some piss that has sat in a toilet for a weekend you know what I mean.

dopestick said:

Yeah... Cant even throw a fence around my lawn to keep dogs from shitting in it. I had to get a 2k sprinkler system because they told me my grass was too dead. AND every house has to have a lawn, not gravel or whatever you please.... BULLSHIT.

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that is so fucked up man! makes me want to call them lol